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Sounder
I've Got Gills
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by Sounder » Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:51 am
Ahoy, me hearty!! Prepare to be boarded!! Ye stand ready!!
'Tis International Talk Like A Pirate Day this 19th day of September!! Arrrrrrgh!!
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jeff98208
Aquanaut
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by jeff98208 » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:23 am
wheres me whinch with my grog? she'll be walkin' the plank for this!! AAAARRRRGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE only pictures, KILL only time, LEAVE only bubbles!
airsix
I've Got Gills
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by airsix » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:48 am
Ah, Mr. Jeffrey, you sir can be keep'n the winches fir yirself. I much prefer the company of the fine Wenches!
Ahoy, crewman Doug! For many an hour I've searched the horizon for sign of pirate spirit! Me thought by this time our fine Cap'n Nailer would have assembled the crew. Alas, our fine Cap'n must be sleep'n in his grog.
Guns, Women, Muskets & Dubloons! (and if'n ye don't be knowin the difference between guns & muskets ye be must be a lubber stowaway!)
-Ben
"The place looked like a washing machine full of Josh's carharts. I was not into it." --Sockmonkey
Norris
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by Norris » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:34 pm
yarghhh
Sounder wrote: Ahoy, me hearty!! Prepare to be boarded!! Ye stand ready!!
'Tis International Talk Like A Pirate Day this 19th day of September!! Arrrrrrgh!!
Keep yer distance you scurvy ridden deck rat, or taste the steel of my rapier.
**Pinch it, don't stick your finger through. You're just pinching a bigger hole.
CAPTNJACK - 2012**
defied
I've Got Gills
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by defied » Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:16 pm
Yaarrrr!!!
My skipper at work be talkin' aboutst the 5 "A's" that he pronounces "Aye's" in a gathering this arrnoon!!!!
He be reading from the wrong dictionary!!
It's AAARRRRSSS!!!!!!!
Will you all be helpin' me lay out tha plank!??
Yaarrrrr!!!!!
jeff98208
Aquanaut
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by jeff98208 » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:14 pm
make that whench walk the plank! no one be drinking my grog... :occasion5:
TAKE only pictures, KILL only time, LEAVE only bubbles!
BASSMAN
I've Got Gills
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by BASSMAN » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:25 pm
"Ahoy! wher be you goin' t' divin on this fine Thursday?"
:occasion5:
Arrrg! ,"Be at les davis pier by 1700 hours or you will be port out o' a great couple o' dives
you scurvy deck rats!"
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Penopolypants
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by Penopolypants » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:27 pm
Pirate joke:
A child rings a doorbell on Halloween. He is wearing a bandana tied to his head, an eyepatch, a sword and parrot on his shoulder. The lady who answers the door gives him candy and asks what his costume is.
Child: "I'm a pirate!"
Lady: "Oh my, where are your Buccaneers?"
Child: "Right here on my buckin' head. Where are your buckin' eyes?"
And:
Come to the nerd side, we have pi!
BASSMAN
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by BASSMAN » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:39 pm
Hi, my name is Keith, and I'm a Dive Addict!
H20doctor
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by H20doctor » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:22 pm
I thinks me memory serves me right.. This wer the best post of dem all... Arrrrggggg me mates and I need some Rum
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jeff98208
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by jeff98208 » Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:50 am
why is the rum always gone?? :occasion5:
TAKE only pictures, KILL only time, LEAVE only bubbles!
H20doctor
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by H20doctor » Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:49 pm
Its comin Mates
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Grateful Diver
I've Got Gills
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by Grateful Diver » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:05 pm
Sounder wrote: Ahoy, me hearty!! Prepare to be boarded!! Ye stand ready!!
'Tis International Talk Like A Pirate Day this 19th day of September!! Arrrrrrgh!!
Dude, while you're at it, dress like a pirate ... that avatar is disturbing ...
... Bob (Grateful Diver)
Threats and ultimatums are never the best answer. Public humiliation via Photoshop is always better - airsix
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http://www.nwgratefuldiver.com/
spatman
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by spatman » Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:01 pm
Grateful Diver wrote: Dude, while you're at it, dress like a pirate ... that avatar is disturbing ...
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Norris
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by Norris » Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:25 pm
**Pinch it, don't stick your finger through. You're just pinching a bigger hole.
CAPTNJACK - 2012**
Grateful Diver
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by Grateful Diver » Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:26 pm
That's much better ... thanks Matt ...
... Bob (Grateful Diver)
Threats and ultimatums are never the best answer. Public humiliation via Photoshop is always better - airsix
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Blaiz
Pelagic
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by Blaiz » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:38 pm
The student was ready.
it's nice to have low expectations, sometimes - lcf
I said keep going, not start whining -airsix
scottsax
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by scottsax » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:45 am
Yarr, the best part be that this be a 2 year old thread.
I'm going to look like a moose on rollerskates. -airsix
... my Mom caught me fenestrating once. -lavachickie
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H20doctor
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by H20doctor » Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:26 pm
i pulled Her up from davey Jones locker ... arrgghhh
What's a pirate's favourite appliance?
The toastARRRRrrrrggghh!
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H20doctor
I've Got Gills
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by H20doctor » Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:28 pm
Why did the pirate get his phone cut off?
Argh! Cos' he be makin' too many plank calls!
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