I do it so right...
Re: I do it so right...
I do it so right that my shoelaces are springstrap....
...I like going to the chamber.. They have great food there, and awsome live music "H20doctor"
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I do it so right, that I use a long hose to slurp my skinny, grande, extra carmel frapacino iced coffee.
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HAHAHA! Damnit!!!!.... I spewed coffee all over my computer at work!!!...... I just know that's gonna jack up my day!!!!...spatman wrote:i do it so right that i exhale 32% and fart helium.
frickin funny!!!!!
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I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
...I like going to the chamber.. They have great food there, and awsome live music "H20doctor"
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Some of these are REALLY funny . . . I have a great mental image of Bob wrapped up in his phone cord
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I do it so right I'd probably die if I did it your way.
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I do it so right, I KNOW he'd die if he did it your way.Sockmonkey wrote:I do it so right I'd probably die if I did it your way.
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that is funny shizzle..mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
I do it so right i have cave cookies show me where my car is parked at the office on the 6th floor of the parking garage
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Now that one's useful ... next time I park in one of those big shopping mall lots, I'm running a reel ...H20doctor wrote:that is funny shizzle..mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
I do it so right i have cave cookies show me where my car is parked at the office on the 6th floor of the parking garage
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the entrance to my apartment has a grim reaper sign at the restriction on the stairs.mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
unless i can find a DIR buddy to go in my apartment with me, i have to camp out in the yard...
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I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....lamont wrote:the entrance to my apartment has a grim reaper sign at the restriction on the stairs.mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
unless i can find a DIR buddy to go in my apartment with me, i have to camp out in the yard...
...I like going to the chamber.. They have great food there, and awsome live music "H20doctor"
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FAIL! SM is not DIR!mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....lamont wrote:the entrance to my apartment has a grim reaper sign at the restriction on the stairs.mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
unless i can find a DIR buddy to go in my apartment with me, i have to camp out in the yard...
For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded.
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I do it so right that I fly my manifolded CCR manually and sling all my O2 offboard.
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though you could clip them both off to your left chest d-ring.Nwbrewer wrote:For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded.
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I suppose, unless you have more than 2, in which case a child leash is mandatory equipment.spatman wrote:though you could clip them both off to your left chest d-ring.Nwbrewer wrote:For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded.
"Screw "annual" service,... I get them serviced when they break." - CaptnJack (paraphrased)
"you do realize you're supposed to mix the with water and drink it, not snort the powder directly from the packet, right? " - Spatman
"you do realize you're supposed to mix the with water and drink it, not snort the powder directly from the packet, right? " - Spatman
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I do it so right that I bring a small bottle of pure nitrogen and "take hits" off of it at depth, just for a buzz.
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That is SO wrong.Tangfish wrote:I do it so right that I bring a small bottle of pure nitrogen and "take hits" off of it at depth, just for a buzz.
I do it so right that GI3 thinks I should calm down.
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I do it so right I brought back the blue banana hammock.spatman wrote:i do it so right that i piss off everyone else on the internet.
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This thread is even better than youreastroke on twitter...
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*Ahem*Nwbrewer wrote:FAIL! SM is not DIR!mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....
For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded.
http://scubaadventures.eu/index.php/doi ... rge-irvine
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My apologies. Sidemount the children as needed, just make sure and do it in the normal stage configuration.mz53480 wrote:*Ahem*Nwbrewer wrote:FAIL! SM is not DIR!mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....
For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded.
http://scubaadventures.eu/index.php/doi ... rge-irvine
DIR Sidemount by George Irvine
"There is no big trick to DIR sidemount...."
"Screw "annual" service,... I get them serviced when they break." - CaptnJack (paraphrased)
"you do realize you're supposed to mix the with water and drink it, not snort the powder directly from the packet, right? " - Spatman
"you do realize you're supposed to mix the with water and drink it, not snort the powder directly from the packet, right? " - Spatman
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And, for God's sake, if your dive buddy has children, ensure s/he sidemounts his/her kids in the exact same way you do. Safety first!Nwbrewer wrote:My apologies. Sidemount the children as needed, just make sure and do it in the normal stage configuration.mz53480 wrote:*Ahem*Nwbrewer wrote:FAIL! SM is not DIR!mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....
For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded.
http://scubaadventures.eu/index.php/doi ... rge-irvine
DIR Sidemount by George Irvine
"There is no big trick to DIR sidemount...."
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I'm going to tie my spool off on your manifold and ride you like a manatee! ~ Scottsax
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