Northwest Dive Club

I signed a very thorough non-dicklosur statement, as did the flacccidility where I had this penisrocedure done. I'm agast, and schlongcked that indescockshun has been leaked to the media. E'el bet this sort of fishy behavior isn't unusual at this phallusility, but that's up to the courts to decide.

In 2009 I watched a cat taking his AOW class roll out of the boat and start his descent only to look at me with huge eyes and sprint strait for my reg. Glad I seen it coming though cause there was no signal or nothing. One minute I'm breathing, the next HE is breathing and I'm fishing for my altern...

pretty harsh penalty for petty theft. If he wasn't a thieving asshole he wouldn't have a punishment to worry about. i didn't say he didn't deserve punishment, joe. And I didn't say he did deserve punishment, Matt. My point is simply that if someone is an A-hole, they aren't getting ant sympathy fro...

spatman wrote:pretty harsh penalty for petty theft.

If he wasn't a thieving asshole he wouldn't have a punishment to worry about.

April wrote:I'm in for at least dive 2 and 3!

My (soon to be) wife is in, so I'm in to!

Jeff Kruse wrote:I have one of those Bay View bottles. I found it in Lake Washington. I doubt its worth more than a few hundred if that. How did you come across $6000?

...because I wrote him a check for it. Since H2ODoc hasn't tried to kill me yet, I assume he hasn't tried to cash it yet.

Happy birthday CraCky!

I'm aiming for dive 2, but I can't make any promises.

Norristhatisntfunnyyoushouldntmakefunoftrevorforhisspacebarissues.congratstomomoandbabygladtoheareveryoneishealthytrevoryoumustbesoproud!

April wrote:Well THAT's a bit of an exaggeration.... Ever heard of a neon tetra?

Happy birthday to me...

Sweet pictures, the jellyfish is amazing!

Dusty2 wrote:And no body wuvs me,

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Think I'll go eat some worms.

Thistles dude. You're supposed to eat thistles.

Happy birthday!

Dashrynn wrote:Absolutely amazing! Not only did you two meet through NWDC and MMM but the man KNEELED in doubles. That surely had her fluttering with butterfly's. Happy for the both of you!

Yeah, after taking a knee on pavement in 119 dubs, she pretty much had to say yes...

As you may have seen in the other thread, there were shenanigans at the last MMM. I just thought I would try to clear up the wacky hijinx. April and I were able to get fills and show up early enough to catch dive 1 at the clay walls. Vis was good, a can light could be seen from a good 25 feet or so....

Yeah, there have been some good MMM's in the past, but last week was THE BEST EVER!!! :joshsmith: I am there for dive #2. I've talked Lynne into joining me, so that she can help me practice skilz for the "blue gloves of death" when I take T2. ...now that I've heard Joe is going to help ou...

I need better dive buddies.

Pretty EPIC evening I must say. Joe and April? Those two are nuts! Still trying to figure out what in the world they were doing on that first dive. ...let's just say there won't be any video of it posted...on this forum... :) Did anyone get video of what happened on dive 2? What happened on dive tw...

Get better soon! April and I might be looking for volunteer boat tenders in the near future....

Paulicarp wrote:

johnclark wrote:Pretty EPIC evening I must say. Joe and April? Those two are nuts! Still trying to figure out what in the world they were doing on that first dive.

...let's just say there won't be any video of it posted...on this forum...

Did anyone get video of what happened on dive 2?

Raydar wrote:

Joshua Smith wrote:

airsix wrote:pressed against a sweaty hip for days at a time.

Am I the only one getting turned on by this?

Yes.

No.

I wish I had thought of this one...

?..And my wife will probably use it as well and with her body size a full size/larger caliber (probably even a 0.40) is likely to be excessive to the point of uncomfortable. Hence the "9mm-ish" (0.38, whatever and compact frame) in my original post.... FWIW... You mentioned that your wife...

There is, it's called the Daily show.... the only place I get me news :) I soooooooooo hope this is sarcasm............ What I thought was good in the parts I've watched was the fact that they're providing rational, scientific reasons for most of the attacks- like the woman swiming off the yacht in...

It's frustrating when they talk about the hundreds of shark attacks each year, and then refuse to mention how many thousands of sharks are killed every year. I think the number is about 300 or 400 attacks and about 37,000 sharks killed every year. It doesn't seem like a fair fight. :angry: It's not...

Trev, I consider you a friend. As such, what's mine is yours. Josh owes me a favor (see tirade pt 1). If they catch whoever did you wrong, I hereby bequeath to you said favor to be used to beat the everliving p!$$ out of whoever did it. Josh, sorry about the time you might serve. Still though, hones...