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by Penopolypants
Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:44 pm
Forum: Diving Education (Recreational)
Topic: New PADI Specialty...
Replies: 32
Views: 3242

I'd probably miss it because your huge schnozz would be in the way!! HA! :bootyshake: My huge honker would be an asset. By flying huge-honker-first through the air I would be reducing friction and flying quite smoothly. Hitting the water huge-honker-first would also change my landing from "ouc...
by Penopolypants
Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:37 pm
Forum: Dive Planning
Topic: President's Day weekend club dive?
Replies: 128
Views: 10982

ADD at its best. :toimonster: In further hijack news: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes! That's one of my favoritest jokes ever! Matt, you are absolutely full of win and awesome this week. :) I don't really have a huge nose, do I? I would totally put up wit...
by Penopolypants
Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:21 pm
Forum: Dive Planning
Topic: President's Day weekend club dive?
Replies: 128
Views: 10982

Nwbrewer wrote:
Sounder wrote:..."W.P.'s" don't make very good Mod's anyway. quote]

How do we change the little text above the avatar? Sounders from now on needs to read W.P. \:D/

I wholeheartedly agree. :supz:
by Penopolypants
Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:42 am
Forum: Dive Planning
Topic: Photos from weekend wreck diving trip to Nanaimo BC
Replies: 18
Views: 2445

airsix wrote:More please. :bounce:

-Ben
What he said. :bounce:

I LOVE the wolfie out in the open. What an awesome experience!
by Penopolypants
Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:08 pm
Forum: Gear Central (Recreational)
Topic: Need undergarment for my undergarment
Replies: 24
Views: 1648

I have had good luck with REI expedition weight thermals in the past. I recently got a Weezle skin that I like a lot. I think the REI undies are warmer but for a base wicking layer the Weezle is great. I have these too and like them a lot, but I have found that they are rather buoyant. Warm, though...
by Penopolypants
Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:06 pm
Forum: Diving Education (Recreational)
Topic: New PADI Specialty...
Replies: 32
Views: 3242

Are you kidding? No more surface swim at EUP for me! \:D/ See, the trouble is that between you, Joe, and myself... and Pez (who I'm sure we could suck into this)... this could actually happen. The over-bearing safety monger that I am just can't promote the thought that doing this with scuba gear wo...
by Penopolypants
Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:02 pm
Forum: Dive Planning
Topic: President's Day weekend club dive?
Replies: 128
Views: 10982

Sounder wrote:
Pez7378 wrote:I protected my mask and just let him have his way with me. :supz:
Well, if anyone is looking for a quote to add to their signature line...

"I protected my mask and just let him have his way with me." -Pez

:bootyshake: :bootyshake: :bootyshake:
Awesome!
by Penopolypants
Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:27 pm
Forum: Dive Planning
Topic: President's Day weekend club dive?
Replies: 128
Views: 10982

:laughing3: :laughing3: :laughing3:

OMG! Holy crap, I just totally sprayed coffee out of my nose!

*ouch*

Phhtttbb! The Bonaire Bailout is for warm water wussies. :bootyshake:

This totally made my day. :bounce:
by Penopolypants
Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:43 pm
Forum: Dive Planning
Topic: President's Day weekend club dive?
Replies: 128
Views: 10982

Bowl of balls eh? :rr: Yes, a bowl of balls, that we poked repeatedly with tiny sharp objects. Which is what I'm going to do to you, mister, the next time I see you. And that's MISS Princess Huge-onker to you! :bootyshake: Seriously, the bowl of balls was a tasty dish of meatballs drenched in a cre...
by Penopolypants
Tue Feb 19, 2008 2:12 pm
Forum: Dive Planning
Topic: President's Day weekend club dive?
Replies: 128
Views: 10982

That did make for a pretty good giggle fest. :) My buddy check wasn't as good as I thought, though, I didn't even know your tank strap was loose. Sorry about that! Anyway, if you can make it out this weekend, we can adjust your tank and weights to see if we can get your weighting and trim dialed in ...
by Penopolypants
Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:50 pm
Forum: Gear Central (Recreational)
Topic: got a big nose? what mask do you use?
Replies: 22
Views: 1554

Dude, you better hope you make it through security! yeah, penelope's knife in your leg might trip the sensors! Haha, yeah, I might have to get more than one knife! Let's go diving, Sounder, my miniature nose and I have something for you..... :smt065 You and your....whale. :) Oh, you're so sweet to ...
by Penopolypants
Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:43 pm
Forum: Dive Planning
Topic: President's Day weekend club dive?
Replies: 128
Views: 10982

It was an awesome day to dive, and I did indeed get mugged by a cabezon. It went straight for my face, and I ended up on my back, smacking it with my fists and flailing about and screaming in a most embarrassing manner. Usually when something really embarrassing happens to me EVERYBODY sees it, but ...
by Penopolypants
Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:21 pm
Forum: Gear Central (Recreational)
Topic: got a big nose? what mask do you use?
Replies: 22
Views: 1554

spatman wrote:
Tom Nic wrote:Dude, you better hope you make it through security!
yeah, penelope's knife in your leg might trip the sensors!
Haha, yeah, I might have to get more than one knife!

Let's go diving, Sounder, my miniature nose and I have something for you..... :smt065

You and your....whale. :)
by Penopolypants
Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:41 pm
Forum: Gear Central (Recreational)
Topic: got a big nose? what mask do you use?
Replies: 22
Views: 1554

Re: got a big nose? what mask do you use?

i have a big nose, it's true. this schnozz is looking for a comfy mask. i tried on an Oceanic Ion, and thought it was a pretty good fit. i was just wondering if any other mondo-beaked divers had suggestions. thanks. Check with Penelopolypants - she's got a REAL honker!! :bootyshake: (just kidding) ...
by Penopolypants
Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:48 pm
Forum: General SCUBA Discussion
Topic: Ultimate Dive Boat??
Replies: 41
Views: 3898

No kidding about the paint job, though. :)
by Penopolypants
Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:54 pm
Forum: Dive Planning
Topic: DIW - where's all the wolfies go ???
Replies: 13
Views: 1626

Diver_C and I did a three-tanker today with Porthole and there wasn't much of any species out and about at all. We did see one wolfie at Waterman's Wall, but given the makeup of the wall I would have expected to see more.
by Penopolypants
Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:23 pm
Forum: Dive Planning
Topic: It's a jungle out there!
Replies: 7
Views: 1105

Oh man, we were there today. I got attacked by a seriously vicious cabbie - it went straight for my face. I still can't believe none of my buddies saw it....I was literally on my back, frantically waving my arms at it and screaming like a little girl. It was not one of my finer moments, to be sure. ...
by Penopolypants
Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:57 pm
Forum: Introductions (New Visitors, Start Here)
Topic: Hello Everyone
Replies: 8
Views: 1237

Welcome Tony! Definitely try to make it to our club dive in March.

http://www.nwdiveclub.com/viewtopic.php?t=3851

So...have you ever really had a tamping iron blown through your head? #-o
by Penopolypants
Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:10 pm
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: 2
Replies: 34
Views: 3027

My wife used to pronounce pecan -> Pe-Can so my dad threatened to stand up during our wedding and ask if its pe-can or pa-con her response is, "it's not pronounced Con-a-da" then I called her a Yankee I'm proud to say we broke her of the habit. \:D/ Tsk, tsk. Broke her of what habit? She ...
by Penopolypants
Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:21 am
Forum: Dive Planning
Topic: President's Day weekend club dive?
Replies: 128
Views: 10982

Okay, fine, that's the last time I try to give you bunch of whale penises the benefit of the doubt in regards to your "sweetness". :bootyshake:
by Penopolypants
Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:54 pm
Forum: Gear Central (Recreational)
Topic: Calc Pony Size?
Replies: 13
Views: 1327

kwbyron wrote:
Penopolypants wrote:
cardiver wrote:Crosswords and gas calculations in bed? :book:

:bootyshake:
Huh, yeah, with all that excitement going on, how did they ever find time to make a baby?

:bootyshake:
I can see how 3 down can lead to an 8 up resulting in 4 across.
:laughing3:
by Penopolypants
Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:33 am
Forum: Gear Central (Recreational)
Topic: Calc Pony Size?
Replies: 13
Views: 1327

cardiver wrote:Crosswords and gas calculations in bed? :book:

:bootyshake:
Huh, yeah, with all that excitement going on, how did they ever find time to make a baby?

:bootyshake:
by Penopolypants
Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:58 pm
Forum: General SCUBA Discussion
Topic: To "P" or not to "P" Really, it's no Que
Replies: 58
Views: 9234

I'm terrified to try that again without proper adult supervision. :laughing3: :laughing3: :laughing3: p.s. The humor is the only reason I'm reading this thread!!!!!!!!!! I'm here to point and giggle, something girls are pretty good at. :evil4: And to find out who's ripping what off their *beep*.
by Penopolypants
Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:18 am
Forum: Dive Planning
Topic: Club Dive! Club Dive! Club Dive!
Replies: 213
Views: 16366

BASSMAN wrote:Hey, I might just Show up!
At E.U.P. on the morning of the 16th. sounds fun!
Yay! It will be good to see you again! It's been ages!
by Penopolypants
Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:19 am
Forum: Gear Central (Recreational)
Topic: good coldwater gloves for a NW wetsuit diver?
Replies: 10
Views: 1226

There are dry gloves that have a wrist seal on them that you can use with a wet suit. I have no experience with them personally, but I have heard they are a major pain to get on and off. http://www.scubacenter.com/scubacenter_onlinestore/drysuit_accessories/NordicBlue.htm I have used the gloves that...