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by Sockmonkey
Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:33 pm
Forum: General SCUBA Discussion
Topic: Hood Canal O2 is so low that.....
Replies: 19
Views: 3350

Re: Hood Canal O2 is so low that.....

Hood Canal O2 is so low that Dr. House thinks its lupus.

-Eric
by Sockmonkey
Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:01 pm
Forum: General SCUBA Discussion
Topic: Hood Canal O2 is so low that.....
Replies: 19
Views: 3350

Re: Hood Canal O2 is so low that.....

Hood Canal O2 is so low that yellow oxygen masks may deploy from the ceiling compartment located above you. To secure, pull the mask towards you, secure the elastic strap to your head, and fasten it so it covers your mouth and nose. Breath normally. Even if the bag does not inflate, please keep in m...
by Sockmonkey
Wed Oct 27, 2010 12:35 pm
Forum: General SCUBA Discussion
Topic: Hood Canal O2 is so low that.....
Replies: 19
Views: 3350

Re: Hood Canal O2 is so low that.....

Hood Canal O2 is so low that it's shrink prescribed prozac.

-Eric
by Sockmonkey
Tue Oct 26, 2010 9:24 am
Forum: Dive Planning
Topic: Seeking advice on diving Maui
Replies: 6
Views: 1594

Re: Seeking advice on diving Maui

+1 for TIm's site and Tim in general. If you want to do a guided shore dive there's the ever wacky Shaka Doug. His website hurts my soul but rumors of his service are legendary. http://www.shakadivers.com/ There's also boring old shorediving.com: http://www.shorediving.com/Earth/Hawaii/Maui/index.ht...
by Sockmonkey
Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:13 pm
Forum: Team Diving
Topic: UTD Gear Check
Replies: 18
Views: 4122

Re: UTD Gear Check

spatman wrote:lol, that was awesome. i'm going to try that next time. ready, dave? SKILLZ DIVE!!
Spat... always with the skills... don't you ever dive for fun? Stop drilling and go diving already.

-Eric
by Sockmonkey
Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:42 pm
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: Sorry Charlie
Replies: 6
Views: 1171

Re: Sorry Charlie

They really need to check their grammar...."There was no information on how the Tuna cached the diver"......wow. BS flag has been raised...this is way to fishy..... I've always wondered what the way to fishy was. I love the graphic from this article . http://www.mb.com.ph/sites/default/fi...
by Sockmonkey
Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:46 pm
Forum: Team Diving
Topic: UTD Gear Check
Replies: 18
Views: 4122

Re: UTD Gear Check

What's really sad but mostly annoying about Richard's sub surface seizure... is that even while flailing around without his rig... he has better buoyancy control and trim than most. #-o

-Eric
by Sockmonkey
Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:28 pm
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: Sorry Charlie
Replies: 6
Views: 1171

Sorry Charlie

Tuna caches diver and pulls him down to 300 ft

Sounds a bit fishy doesn't it?

-Eric
by Sockmonkey
Mon Oct 25, 2010 1:18 pm
Forum: Dive Recaps & Trip Reports
Topic: Mahukona Acrobatics
Replies: 10
Views: 847

Re: Mahukona Acrobatics

When Spatman was in New York Land
Let my people go
Opressed so hard they could not stand
Let my people go
spatman wrote:
CaptnJack wrote:How the hell can you be cynical on an island in the middle of 80F water? Didn't that stay in Boston. ;)
It's genetic. I suffer the same malady since we both belong to the same tribe.
by Sockmonkey
Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:42 pm
Forum: Dive Recaps & Trip Reports
Topic: Mahukona Acrobatics
Replies: 10
Views: 847

Mahukona Acrobatics

A combination of not diving with a camera and feeling really cynical about NWDC has lulled me into a voyeuristic inteweb silence lately. Airsix sent me a little email nudge last week filled with whatever passes for idahoan Aloha. Thanks to him here I am crankily posting a video I took last week. &qu...
by Sockmonkey
Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:18 pm
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: 'puter movie help
Replies: 6
Views: 876

Re: 'puter movie help

Your father's a goat?

Yeah so... properties of the object is of no use to you?

-Eric
CaptnJack wrote:Can't tell if the whole file's embedded and I'm not accessinng it or just a path :(

I hate PCs they are goat fodder to me.
by Sockmonkey
Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:28 pm
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: 'puter movie help
Replies: 6
Views: 876

Re: 'puter movie help

Could it be that they're not embedded but rather they point to your local file system?

Maybe look at the properties of those movies and see if they have a path from the machine where the ppt originated.

Btw... what goat?

-Eric
by Sockmonkey
Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:46 pm
Forum: Underwater Imaging - Photography & Video
Topic: sea bird
Replies: 13
Views: 2376

Re: sea bird

[vimeo]http://www.vimeo.com/15944101[/vimeo]

Add www to the URL.

-Eric
by Sockmonkey
Fri Oct 22, 2010 2:00 pm
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: Standing Around
Replies: 4
Views: 879

Standing Around

Click for larger image.

Image

Aloha hard,

-Eric
by Sockmonkey
Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:23 pm
Forum: No Bubble Zone
Topic: Nautilus rebreather??? Anybody see one? Try One?
Replies: 20
Views: 2325

Re: Nautilus rebreather??? Anybody see one? Try One?

So this guy seems to admit that he spawned out of Peter Readey's shop? Scary. It doesn't get any more handcrafted than a PRISM... a local dive buddy of mine and his wife own 3 and they call them snowflakes.

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake!" -Tyler Durden

-Eric
by Sockmonkey
Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:46 am
Forum: Buy/Sell/Trade Dive Gear
Topic: looking for the blue inner rings for my drysuit cuff
Replies: 20
Views: 1685

Re: looking for the blue inner rings for my drysuit cuff

Stroke taco... always out of trim.

Image

-Eric
by Sockmonkey
Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:17 pm
Forum: Buy/Sell/Trade Dive Gear
Topic: looking for the blue inner rings for my drysuit cuff
Replies: 20
Views: 1685

Re: looking for the blue inner rings for my drysuit cuff

Mr. Taco last seen throwing shakas on the Puako beach here on the Big Island of Hawaii (yes I took that photo).

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Oh and... that's right... I dove for 2.5 hours straight today in 79 degree water.

Aloha hard,

-Eric
by Sockmonkey
Sun Oct 17, 2010 9:57 am
Forum: Buy/Sell/Trade Dive Gear
Topic: looking for the blue inner rings for my drysuit cuff
Replies: 20
Views: 1685

Re: looking for the blue inner rings for my drysuit cuff

Stupid taco is actually thumbing the dive... ruining it for everyone.

Image

Aloha hard bitches,

-Eric

(Happy now Ben?)
by Sockmonkey
Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:25 pm
Forum: Introductions (New Visitors, Start Here)
Topic: Warm water diver moving to Portland!
Replies: 10
Views: 1871

Re: Warm water diver moving to Portland!

There's a part of me that wants to tell everyone what a raging stroke Mari is because of my scuba abandonment issues... but I'd be lying. She's one of my favorite people to dive ever with and is a really solid diver even her in poodle vest. Don't let her fool you... she does fine in a bp/w... here a...
by Sockmonkey
Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:26 am
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: Manta steals diver's camera
Replies: 10
Views: 1173

Assclown gets his camera stuck in a manta's cephalic fins

Please stop sending this video around the interweb.

-Eric
http://www.mantapacific.org/mantapacifi ... lines.html
by Sockmonkey
Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:02 pm
Forum: General SCUBA Discussion
Topic: Kona Mantas on Discovery Channel
Replies: 0
Views: 375

Kona Mantas on Discovery Channel

My buddy Keller of the Manta Pacific Research Foundation is on about 8:15 in this video:

http://watch.discoverychannel.ca/#clip345412

-Eric
by Sockmonkey
Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:51 am
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: Scuba Trivia! Win Prizes!
Replies: 195
Views: 15055

Re: Scuba Trivia! Win Prizes!

I will accept airsix's reply. It's scuba-related: it's from arguably the funniest piece ever written about someone's open water class. "Brnoogle" is what everything divers say sounds like UW, according to Mr. Barry. I have high expectations of Airsix. Don't let us down Ben and do somethin...
by Sockmonkey
Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:37 pm
Forum: Gear Central (Recreational)
Topic: FS: IST proline BCD (goat not included)
Replies: 20
Views: 1966

Re: FS: IST proline BCD and regs - Madcap HZ!

Respecting the lack of NHZ in the subject... I've been asked: Would I could I dive that poodle vest with a goat? I could not would not dive that BC on a boat. I will not will not dive that BC with a goat. I will not dive it in the rain. I will not dive it on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! ...
by Sockmonkey
Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:33 pm
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: Scuba Trivia! Win Prizes!
Replies: 195
Views: 15055

Re: Scuba Trivia! Win Prizes!

kat wrote:fishie!
That's your answer for everything.

-Eric
by Sockmonkey
Thu Sep 09, 2010 5:28 pm
Forum: Everything Else
Topic: Scuba Trivia! Win Prizes!
Replies: 195
Views: 15055

Re: Scuba Trivia! Win Prizes!

If you were diving with humorist Dave Barry and saw a s---k, what would he likely say to you underwater? he would say "this is a trivia question?" Funny I was just typing that very same thing... it may fall under Dave Barry trivia... but maybe not scuba trivia. Plus I couldn't easily goog...