UTD Essentials Class

A place for Oregonians to plan a car-pooling road trip, find a nearby diveable mudhole, and meet new local dive buddies.
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no, the OTHER tattoo. the one with bdub and the UTD logo... ah nevermind. you'll find out soon enough.

and no, you don't get to pick the tattoo... the existing members of the coven - er, agency get to decide that.
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spatman wrote:no, the OTHER tattoo. the one with bdub and the UTD logo... ah nevermind. you'll find out soon enough.

and no, you don't get to pick the tattoo... the existing members of the coven - er, agency get to decide that.
Stop calling it a tattoo. When you use a hot iron it's called a brand. Big difference. Tattoos are for sissies.
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airsix wrote:
spatman wrote:no, the OTHER tattoo. the one with bdub and the UTD logo... ah nevermind. you'll find out soon enough.

and no, you don't get to pick the tattoo... the existing members of the coven - er, agency get to decide that.
Stop calling it a tattoo. When you use a hot iron it's called a brand. Big difference. Tattoos are for sissies.
the hip term is "scarification tattoo".
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Psst... Students/prospective-students: Don't let the BS scare you. There's nothing to worry about. Class with Brian/Jeanna and their assistants is fun and very rewarding. Challenging, but fun and rewarding. Don't sweat it.

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airsix wrote:Psst... Students/prospective-students: Don't let the BS scare you. There's nothing to worry about. Class with Brian/Jeanna and their assistants is fun and very rewarding. Challenging, but fun and rewarding. Don't sweat it.

-Ben
yeah, don't worry. jeanna at least gets you really drunk before brian heats up the cattle brand.
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spatman wrote:
yeah, don't worry. jeanna at least gets you really drunk before brian heats up the cattle brand.
Bad news, Richard is doing the branding now, and he's much less gentle.
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dsteding wrote:
spatman wrote:
yeah, don't worry. jeanna at least gets you really drunk before brian heats up the cattle brand.
Bad news, Richard is doing the branding now, and he's much less gentle.
and i think he enjoys it more.
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dsteding wrote:
spatman wrote:
yeah, don't worry. jeanna at least gets you really drunk before brian heats up the cattle brand.
Bad news, Richard is doing the branding now, and he's much less gentle.
Oh that explains what happened to Mattley:
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That redness may be just a reaction to the :koolaid:

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spatman wrote:
ORDiver wrote:There isn't any strange ritual hazing after this class is there?
i never showed you my tattoo?
You forgot the eyebrow shaving
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BDub wrote:
spatman wrote:
ORDiver wrote:There isn't any strange ritual hazing after this class is there?
i never showed you my tattoo?
You forgot the eyebrow shaving
dude. you just gave away the surprise class ending.
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BDub wrote: You forgot the eyebrow shaving
Dude, that wasn't an eyebrow . . .
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I can confirm - it is a tattoo, but you have to have a redundant tat in case the primary fades... ;-)
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dsteding wrote:
BDub wrote: You forgot the eyebrow shaving
Dude, that wasn't an eyebrow . . .
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BDub wrote:
spatman wrote:
ORDiver wrote:There isn't any strange ritual hazing after this class is there?
i never showed you my tattoo?
You forgot the eyebrow shaving
Cool, it'll be like dropping acid and watching The Wall. I heard.
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