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I do it so right that my shoelaces are springstrap....
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I do it so right, that I use a long hose to slurp my skinny, grande, extra carmel frapacino iced coffee.
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spatman wrote:i do it so right that i exhale 32% and fart helium.
HAHAHA! Damnit!!!!.... I spewed coffee all over my computer at work!!!...... I just know that's gonna jack up my day!!!!...
frickin funny!!!!!
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I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
...I like going to the chamber.. They have great food there, and awsome live music "H20doctor"
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Some of these are REALLY funny . . . I have a great mental image of Bob wrapped up in his phone cord :)
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I do it so right I'd probably die if I did it your way.

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Sockmonkey wrote:I do it so right I'd probably die if I did it your way.

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mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
that is funny shizzle..

I do it so right i have cave cookies show me where my car is parked at the office on the 6th floor of the parking garage
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H20doctor wrote:
mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
that is funny shizzle..

I do it so right i have cave cookies show me where my car is parked at the office on the 6th floor of the parking garage
Now that one's useful ... next time I park in one of those big shopping mall lots, I'm running a reel ...

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mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
the entrance to my apartment has a grim reaper sign at the restriction on the stairs.

unless i can find a DIR buddy to go in my apartment with me, i have to camp out in the yard...
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lamont wrote:
mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
the entrance to my apartment has a grim reaper sign at the restriction on the stairs.
unless i can find a DIR buddy to go in my apartment with me, i have to camp out in the yard...
I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....
...I like going to the chamber.. They have great food there, and awsome live music "H20doctor"
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mz53480 wrote:
lamont wrote:
mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
the entrance to my apartment has a grim reaper sign at the restriction on the stairs.
unless i can find a DIR buddy to go in my apartment with me, i have to camp out in the yard...
I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....
FAIL! SM is not DIR!

For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded. :blackblink:
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I do it so right that I fly my manifolded CCR manually and sling all my O2 offboard.

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Nwbrewer wrote:For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded. :blackblink:
though you could clip them both off to your left chest d-ring.
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i do it so right that i piss off everyone else on the internet.
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spatman wrote:
Nwbrewer wrote:For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded. :blackblink:
though you could clip them both off to your left chest d-ring.
I suppose, unless you have more than 2, in which case a child leash is mandatory equipment.
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I do it so right that I bring a small bottle of pure nitrogen and "take hits" off of it at depth, just for a buzz.
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Tangfish wrote:I do it so right that I bring a small bottle of pure nitrogen and "take hits" off of it at depth, just for a buzz.
That is SO wrong. [-X


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spatman wrote:i do it so right that i piss off everyone else on the internet.
I do it so right I brought back the blue banana hammock.
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This thread is even better than youreastroke on twitter...
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Nwbrewer wrote:
mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....
FAIL! SM is not DIR!
For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded. :blackblink:
*Ahem*
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Sounder wrote:I do it so right I brought back the blue banana hammock.

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Gahh!!! Eye bleach!!!
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mz53480 wrote:
Nwbrewer wrote:
mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....
FAIL! SM is not DIR!
For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded. :blackblink:
*Ahem*
http://scubaadventures.eu/index.php/doi ... rge-irvine

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:)
My apologies. Sidemount the children as needed, just make sure and do it in the normal stage configuration.
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Nwbrewer wrote:
mz53480 wrote:
Nwbrewer wrote:
mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....
FAIL! SM is not DIR!
For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded. :blackblink:
*Ahem*
http://scubaadventures.eu/index.php/doi ... rge-irvine

DIR Sidemount by George Irvine
"There is no big trick to DIR sidemount...."
:)
My apologies. Sidemount the children as needed, just make sure and do it in the normal stage configuration.
And, for God's sake, if your dive buddy has children, ensure s/he sidemounts his/her kids in the exact same way you do. Safety first!
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