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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby Pez7378 » Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:12 pm

So this guy is complaining that his shoulder hurts. Whenever he moves it a certain way, there's a stabbing pain. Boo frickin Hoo. :crybaby:

The Physicians Assistant attending to the guy asks him what he did to his shoulder.
He says, he had an "accident".
"Oh my!" she says, "an accident, what happened?".
He says "I caught a bullet when I was running from the police"......... :dontknow:


That was no accident buddy. The police were AIMING at you! :violent1:

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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby Norris » Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:41 pm

HA HA HA

Irony? :laughing3:
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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby spatman » Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:14 am

Penopolypants wrote:I have a bunch of smilies but they're dirty. Those seem to be the only ones people ever send me....


such is the burden of moderator gropers.
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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby Penopolypants » Tue Dec 09, 2008 7:36 am

I have a bunch of smilies but they're dirty. Those seem to be the only ones people ever send me....
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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby spatman » Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:30 am

Joshua Smith wrote:OK, you volunteered- show me some smilies, tough guy!


here's a video and a forum thread on how to install new smiies.

if you need more help, look here.

here and here are some smilie packs to choose from.

i can keep looking for more smilies, if you are still suffering from lack of vitamin D...
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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby BASSMAN » Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:02 am

Rubber baby buggy bumpers! :smt064


Squirrel! :evil4:



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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby Aquanautchuck » Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:49 pm

scottsax wrote:
Joshua Smith wrote:My grandpa liked to use chemical strippers
A chemical stripper stole my wallet once...


I think I saw one of those in Anchorage years ago. But I am pretty sure it was Jello.
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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby airsix » Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:48 pm

Positronium, if memory serves.


(Memory? Yeah right. I used Google.)

Let's hear some strange stories and obscure facts about yourselves (but they have to be true. Truth is stranger than fiction).

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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby Pez7378 » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:50 pm

The Question.........

A system consisting of an electron and its anti-particle, a positron, bound together into an "exotic atom". The orbit of the two particles and the set of energy levels is similar to that of the hydrogen atom (electron and proton). However, because of the reduced mass, the frequencies associated with the spectral lines are less than half of those of the corresponding hydrogen lines.


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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby CaptnJack » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:21 pm

I'll take the fondling, anything else can stay between Nailer and Pez :prayer:
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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby scottsax » Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:06 pm

Joshua Smith wrote:My grandpa liked to use chemical strippers
A chemical stripper stole my wallet once...
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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby spatman » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:50 pm

Joshua Smith wrote:OK, you volunteered- show me some smilies, tough guy!


my research machine is fired up and running, start gathering my dates and divers, punk.
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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby Joshua Smith » Mon Dec 08, 2008 9:22 pm

spatman wrote:josh needs something to do, i guess..

we need new smilies on this board...

hey josh, hook us up with some different smilies, you worthless, hijacking allowing mod, you. maybe your overlord, mr tang, can help your vitamin D deficient brain wrap itself around this request.

or i could help, in exchange for a plate of medjool dates and a gaggle of nubile divers.


OK, you volunteered- show me some smilies, tough guy!
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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby spatman » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:47 pm

josh needs something to do, i guess..

we need new smilies on this board...

hey josh, hook us up with some different smilies, you worthless, hijacking allowing mod, you. maybe your overlord, mr tang, can help your vitamin D deficient brain wrap itself around this request.

or i could help, in exchange for a plate of medjool dates and a gaggle of nubile divers.
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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby Pez7378 » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:45 pm

Joshua Smith wrote:You just have to be sure and scrape all the old, loose stuff off before you recoat; otherwise you won't get a decent bond. My grandpa liked to use chemical strippers, but I prefer to do it by hand.


Uh, Josh, dude, you're posting on the wrong forum. This is NWDC not TOH.

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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby Joshua Smith » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:43 pm

You just have to be sure and scrape all the old, loose stuff off before you recoat; otherwise you won't get a decent bond. My grandpa liked to use chemical strippers, but I prefer to do it by hand.
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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby Penopolypants » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:40 pm

spatman wrote:
Penopolypants wrote:You just wait until you bend over to put on your dry suit.... :bootyshake:


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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby spatman » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:32 pm

Penopolypants wrote:You just wait until you bend over to put on your dry suit.... :bootyshake:


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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby Penopolypants » Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:19 pm

spatman wrote:
Penopolypants wrote:I'm just a voyeur waiting for the copping of the feels. I lurves me some good groping of the mods! :bootyshake:


hey, i'm a mod, and you never groped me!


You just wait until you bend over to put on your dry suit.... :bootyshake:
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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby Pez7378 » Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:10 pm

Maverick wrote:huh? ? ? ? Isn't this the thread about the monkey seen diving off the coast of Albuquerque, New Mexico? If not sorry to Hi-Jack. :crybaby: There no you can't say nothin' I said i was sorry ](*,) ](*,)

Yeah lets try to keep things on track guys, (and Gals) we know who we are :violent3:


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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby Pez7378 » Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:03 pm

coachrenz wrote:I know it is too late now, but, I was going to set the over/under on the hijacking of this thread at 3.5 posts.

But, I didn't, as I didn't want to be the one to hijack it.


I don't know what took you so long, it took us at least a few seconds to plan our attack!

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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby spatman » Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:01 pm

Penopolypants wrote:I'm just a voyeur waiting for the copping of the feels. I lurves me some good groping of the mods! :bootyshake:


hey, i'm a mod, and you never groped me!
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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby coachrenz » Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:00 pm

I know it is too late now, but, I was going to set the over/under on the hijacking of this thread at 3.5 posts.

But, I didn't, as I didn't want to be the one to hijack it.
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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby Maverick » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:53 pm

huh? ? ? ? Isn't this the thread about the monkey seen diving off the coast of Albuquerque, New Mexico? If not sorry to Hi-Jack. :crybaby: There no you can't say nothin' I said i was sorry ](*,) ](*,)

Yeah lets try to keep things on track guys, (and Gals) we know who we are :violent3:
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Re: Hijacks and off-topic posting

Postby Penopolypants » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:52 pm

I'm just a voyeur waiting for the copping of the feels. I lurves me some good groping of the mods! :bootyshake:
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