If you don't like the way someone dives...
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Damn! Imagine being married to that ...
I think I'd have tossed her out in front of oncoming traffic just to make her stop ...
... Bob (Grateful Diver)
I think I'd have tossed her out in front of oncoming traffic just to make her stop ...
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Re: If you don't like the way someone dives...
I do that when the drive through tells me to pull around and park..... they never tell me too again...
If I'm killed by the questions like a cancer,
Then I'll be buried in the silence of the answer.
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Oh my gawd...
speechless
speechless
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Re: If you don't like the way someone dives...
that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
Re: If you don't like the way someone dives...
You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
Reporter: "The helmet has a special meaning for many drivers. How important is it to you?"
Raikkonen: "It protects my head."
Raikkonen: "It protects my head."
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I wonder if she has Tourette's. I heard that in some circumstances, in a stressful situation, someone who is afflicted will do this. They can't control it either, so they just go until they're done.
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Damn that was funny
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Blitz wrote:You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
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Re: If you don't like the way someone dives...
All of my comments, per the agreement-still pending monetary transfer, were limited to non specific references about the incident in question..... However anyone with the monetary mean to.... I mean... uh.... Your secret is safe with me.Joshua Smith wrote:Blitz wrote:You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You promised not to tell!
Reporter: "The helmet has a special meaning for many drivers. How important is it to you?"
Raikkonen: "It protects my head."
Raikkonen: "It protects my head."
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This constitutes a partial breech of contract. I will still give you the 7 dollars we agreed on, but I will be keeping the "My Little Pony" jammies.Blitz wrote:All of my comments, per the agreement-still pending monetary transfer, were limited to non specific references about the incident in question..... However anyone with the monetary mean to.... I mean... uh.... Your secret is safe with me.Joshua Smith wrote:Blitz wrote:You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You promised not to tell!
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"To venture into the terrible loneliness, one must have something greater than greed. Love. One needs love for life, for intrigue, for mystery."
"To venture into the terrible loneliness, one must have something greater than greed. Love. One needs love for life, for intrigue, for mystery."
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you'd better be keeping those. otherwise, i'd have to think you didn't appreciate my xmas gift to you.Joshua Smith wrote:This constitutes a partial breech of contract. I will still give you the 7 dollars we agreed on, but I will be keeping the "My Little Pony" jammies.Blitz wrote:All of my comments, per the agreement-still pending monetary transfer, were limited to non specific references about the incident in question..... However anyone with the monetary mean to.... I mean... uh.... Your secret is safe with me.Joshua Smith wrote:Blitz wrote:You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You promised not to tell!
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I thought they were Strawberry Short Cake?Joshua Smith wrote:This constitutes a partial breech of contract. I will still give you the 7 dollars we agreed on, but I will be keeping the "My Little Pony" jammies.Blitz wrote:All of my comments, per the agreement-still pending monetary transfer, were limited to non specific references about the incident in question..... However anyone with the monetary mean to.... I mean... uh.... Your secret is safe with me.Joshua Smith wrote:Blitz wrote:You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You promised not to tell!
Reporter: "The helmet has a special meaning for many drivers. How important is it to you?"
Raikkonen: "It protects my head."
Raikkonen: "It protects my head."
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Blitz wrote:I thought they were Strawberry Short Cake?Joshua Smith wrote:This constitutes a partial breech of contract. I will still give you the 7 dollars we agreed on, but I will be keeping the "My Little Pony" jammies.Blitz wrote:All of my comments, per the agreement-still pending monetary transfer, were limited to non specific references about the incident in question..... However anyone with the monetary mean to.... I mean... uh.... Your secret is safe with me.Joshua Smith wrote:Blitz wrote:You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You promised not to tell!
The Strawberry Shortcake Crotchless Leather chaps were never part of the deal we had, despite how excited you were after I showed you those pics of Spatman modeling them. You're getting the 7 dollar gift card from El Taco De Perro, and that's ALL you're getting.
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"To venture into the terrible loneliness, one must have something greater than greed. Love. One needs love for life, for intrigue, for mystery."
"To venture into the terrible loneliness, one must have something greater than greed. Love. One needs love for life, for intrigue, for mystery."
Re: If you don't like the way someone dives...
you told me those photos were just for you! fine, give him the My Little Pony jammies for all i care, you insensitive bastard. and don't ask to borrow my Dawson's Creek dvd box set ever again.Joshua Smith wrote:Blitz wrote:I thought they were Strawberry Short Cake?Joshua Smith wrote:This constitutes a partial breech of contract. I will still give you the 7 dollars we agreed on, but I will be keeping the "My Little Pony" jammies.Blitz wrote:All of my comments, per the agreement-still pending monetary transfer, were limited to non specific references about the incident in question..... However anyone with the monetary mean to.... I mean... uh.... Your secret is safe with me.Joshua Smith wrote:Blitz wrote:You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You promised not to tell!
The Strawberry Shortcake Crotchless Leather chaps were never part of the deal we had, despite how excited you were after I showed you those pics of Spatman modeling them. You're getting the 7 dollar gift card from El Taco De Perro, and that's ALL you're getting.
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I think it's about appreciating your partner. If you know someone who is frustrated with their spouse/SO just show them this video and I'm sure they'll feel better about their own relationship.pogiguy05 wrote:What was this post about again?
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Uhhh, can I borrow that boxed set?spatman wrote:you told me those photos were just for you! fine, give him the My Little Pony jammies for all i care, you insensitive bastard. and don't ask to borrow my Dawson's Creek dvd box set ever again.Joshua Smith wrote:Blitz wrote:I thought they were Strawberry Short Cake?Joshua Smith wrote:This constitutes a partial breech of contract. I will still give you the 7 dollars we agreed on, but I will be keeping the "My Little Pony" jammies.Blitz wrote:All of my comments, per the agreement-still pending monetary transfer, were limited to non specific references about the incident in question..... However anyone with the monetary mean to.... I mean... uh.... Your secret is safe with me.Joshua Smith wrote:Blitz wrote:You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You promised not to tell!
The Strawberry Shortcake Crotchless Leather chaps were never part of the deal we had, despite how excited you were after I showed you those pics of Spatman modeling them. You're getting the 7 dollar gift card from El Taco De Perro, and that's ALL you're getting.
Reporter: "The helmet has a special meaning for many drivers. How important is it to you?"
Raikkonen: "It protects my head."
Raikkonen: "It protects my head."
Re: If you don't like the way someone dives...
Could be. The husband/whatever sure looked like he had dealt with such things before and knew exactly what to do...defied wrote:I wonder if she has Tourette's. I heard that in some circumstances, in a stressful situation, someone who is afflicted will do this. They can't control it either, so they just go until they're done.
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Thanks for the warning - what an excruciating pain in my ears, for those interested in "conversation part" of that video -all he asked her to do - was to show her driver's license and she kept saying "arrest me, arrest me". I think my 2 year old can't hold his screaming pattern THAT long! Wow, I am so proud to be a Ukrainian now!
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as soon as i get it back from Calvin, it's yours.Blitz wrote:Uhhh, can I borrow that boxed set?spatman wrote:you told me those photos were just for you! fine, give him the My Little Pony jammies for all i care, you insensitive bastard. and don't ask to borrow my Dawson's Creek dvd box set ever again.Joshua Smith wrote:Blitz wrote:I thought they were Strawberry Short Cake?Joshua Smith wrote:This constitutes a partial breech of contract. I will still give you the 7 dollars we agreed on, but I will be keeping the "My Little Pony" jammies.Blitz wrote:All of my comments, per the agreement-still pending monetary transfer, were limited to non specific references about the incident in question..... However anyone with the monetary mean to.... I mean... uh.... Your secret is safe with me.Joshua Smith wrote:Blitz wrote:You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You promised not to tell!
The Strawberry Shortcake Crotchless Leather chaps were never part of the deal we had, despite how excited you were after I showed you those pics of Spatman modeling them. You're getting the 7 dollar gift card from El Taco De Perro, and that's ALL you're getting.
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this was all i had time for... MZ can finish the rest
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