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.... just do this!

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Damn! Imagine being married to that ...

I think I'd have tossed her out in front of oncoming traffic just to make her stop ...

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I do that when the drive through tells me to pull around and park..... they never tell me too again...

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Oh my gawd...

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that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
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spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......
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I wonder if she has Tourette's. I heard that in some circumstances, in a stressful situation, someone who is afflicted will do this. They can't control it either, so they just go until they're done.

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Damn that was funny
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Blitz wrote:
spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......

You promised not to tell!
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Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......

You promised not to tell!
All of my comments, per the agreement-still pending monetary transfer, were limited to non specific references about the incident in question..... However anyone with the monetary mean to.... I mean... uh.... Your secret is safe with me.
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Blitz wrote:
Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......

You promised not to tell!
All of my comments, per the agreement-still pending monetary transfer, were limited to non specific references about the incident in question..... However anyone with the monetary mean to.... I mean... uh.... Your secret is safe with me.
This constitutes a partial breech of contract. I will still give you the 7 dollars we agreed on, but I will be keeping the "My Little Pony" jammies.
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Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......

You promised not to tell!
All of my comments, per the agreement-still pending monetary transfer, were limited to non specific references about the incident in question..... However anyone with the monetary mean to.... I mean... uh.... Your secret is safe with me.
This constitutes a partial breech of contract. I will still give you the 7 dollars we agreed on, but I will be keeping the "My Little Pony" jammies.
you'd better be keeping those. otherwise, i'd have to think you didn't appreciate my xmas gift to you.
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Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......

You promised not to tell!
All of my comments, per the agreement-still pending monetary transfer, were limited to non specific references about the incident in question..... However anyone with the monetary mean to.... I mean... uh.... Your secret is safe with me.
This constitutes a partial breech of contract. I will still give you the 7 dollars we agreed on, but I will be keeping the "My Little Pony" jammies.
I thought they were Strawberry Short Cake?
Reporter: "The helmet has a special meaning for many drivers. How important is it to you?"

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Blitz wrote:
Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......

You promised not to tell!
All of my comments, per the agreement-still pending monetary transfer, were limited to non specific references about the incident in question..... However anyone with the monetary mean to.... I mean... uh.... Your secret is safe with me.
This constitutes a partial breech of contract. I will still give you the 7 dollars we agreed on, but I will be keeping the "My Little Pony" jammies.
I thought they were Strawberry Short Cake?

The Strawberry Shortcake Crotchless Leather chaps were never part of the deal we had, despite how excited you were after I showed you those pics of Spatman modeling them. You're getting the 7 dollar gift card from El Taco De Perro, and that's ALL you're getting.
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Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......

You promised not to tell!
All of my comments, per the agreement-still pending monetary transfer, were limited to non specific references about the incident in question..... However anyone with the monetary mean to.... I mean... uh.... Your secret is safe with me.
This constitutes a partial breech of contract. I will still give you the 7 dollars we agreed on, but I will be keeping the "My Little Pony" jammies.
I thought they were Strawberry Short Cake?

The Strawberry Shortcake Crotchless Leather chaps were never part of the deal we had, despite how excited you were after I showed you those pics of Spatman modeling them. You're getting the 7 dollar gift card from El Taco De Perro, and that's ALL you're getting.
you told me those photos were just for you! fine, give him the My Little Pony jammies for all i care, you insensitive bastard. and don't ask to borrow my Dawson's Creek dvd box set ever again.
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What was this post about again? :popcorn:
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pogiguy05 wrote:What was this post about again? :popcorn:
I think it's about appreciating your partner. If you know someone who is frustrated with their spouse/SO just show them this video and I'm sure they'll feel better about their own relationship. :laugh:
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spatman wrote:
Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......

You promised not to tell!
All of my comments, per the agreement-still pending monetary transfer, were limited to non specific references about the incident in question..... However anyone with the monetary mean to.... I mean... uh.... Your secret is safe with me.
This constitutes a partial breech of contract. I will still give you the 7 dollars we agreed on, but I will be keeping the "My Little Pony" jammies.
I thought they were Strawberry Short Cake?

The Strawberry Shortcake Crotchless Leather chaps were never part of the deal we had, despite how excited you were after I showed you those pics of Spatman modeling them. You're getting the 7 dollar gift card from El Taco De Perro, and that's ALL you're getting.
you told me those photos were just for you! fine, give him the My Little Pony jammies for all i care, you insensitive bastard. and don't ask to borrow my Dawson's Creek dvd box set ever again.
Uhhh, can I borrow that boxed set?
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defied wrote:I wonder if she has Tourette's. I heard that in some circumstances, in a stressful situation, someone who is afflicted will do this. They can't control it either, so they just go until they're done.

D(B)
Could be. The husband/whatever sure looked like he had dealt with such things before and knew exactly what to do...

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Thanks for the warning - what an excruciating pain in my ears, for those interested in "conversation part" of that video -all he asked her to do - was to show her driver's license and she kept saying "arrest me, arrest me". I think my 2 year old can't hold his screaming pattern THAT long! Wow, I am so proud to be a Ukrainian now!
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Blitz wrote:
spatman wrote:
Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
Joshua Smith wrote:
Blitz wrote:
spatman wrote:that's funny, josh did the same thing the last time i went diving with him.
You think that is bad... you should see him when his dil bottle runs low......

You promised not to tell!
All of my comments, per the agreement-still pending monetary transfer, were limited to non specific references about the incident in question..... However anyone with the monetary mean to.... I mean... uh.... Your secret is safe with me.
This constitutes a partial breech of contract. I will still give you the 7 dollars we agreed on, but I will be keeping the "My Little Pony" jammies.
I thought they were Strawberry Short Cake?

The Strawberry Shortcake Crotchless Leather chaps were never part of the deal we had, despite how excited you were after I showed you those pics of Spatman modeling them. You're getting the 7 dollar gift card from El Taco De Perro, and that's ALL you're getting.
you told me those photos were just for you! fine, give him the My Little Pony jammies for all i care, you insensitive bastard. and don't ask to borrow my Dawson's Creek dvd box set ever again.
Uhhh, can I borrow that boxed set?
as soon as i get it back from Calvin, it's yours.
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this was all i had time for... MZ can finish the rest

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:rofl: :rofl: :laughing3: :laughing3:
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