the annual checkup ...

[Grateful Diver]

Well, now I know what's wrong with our health care system.

I went to the doctor the other day for my annual checkup. The nurse started with the basics.

She asked me "How much do you weigh?" I said 190. She put me on the scale. Turns out my weight is 240.

She asked me "Your height?". I said 6 feet. She checked and told me that I'm only 5'9".

Then she took my blood pressure and told me it's very high.

"OF COURSE IT'S HIGH!" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender. Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

What a bwitch ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

[Cold_H2O]

Shame how that works...

[mz53480]

[defied]

http://www.jokesclean.com/Age/MoreAgeJokes.php

D(B)

[Grateful Diver]

... so then she sent me in to see the doctor. He told me I was fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion. He said "OK, you're ugly too" ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

[olyvtx]

well, if thats the reflection of his nurse in ur avatar's glasses......i'd go back for another opinion. hell...maybe u'll find out u smell bad too?

[ArcticDiver]

Sounds like my PHA last year, before I started riding the road bike. Now the doc is happy but I have to buy a new dry suit.

Or, maybe it would be cheaper to just change my User Name to Warm Water Wuss?

[Dashrynn]

misplaced post

[mz53480]

Sares head
sunday the 20th of dec 09
about 10 ft

ummm.....wow!
That must've been one heck of a checkup for Sares! How's he feeling?

[Dashrynn]

wow what the heck....