that's really in the movie? ok, i need to rent that one now...eliseaboo wrote: made it through about....half. When the piranhas reached the size of Volkswagens and started leaping from the water and exploding when they hit buildings I fell asleep, but my friend tells me there was additional diving. And they did do a demonstration quality helicopter giant stride entry into blackwater, if my memory is correct...
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+1!cardiver wrote:"The Abyss"airsix wrote:So, um.. are there any GOOD dive movies? There are many great documentaries, but are there any entertainment films worth watching?
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cardiver wrote:I already got my hand slapped once for posting a pic from The Deep (1977) because I offended someones sensibilties. It's older than you want to go but you do get to watch Ms. Bisset dive.........Chenari wrote:Hey I'm in need of help from my fellow Divers. I want to do three reviews of three awful diving movies. I have Open Water and The Cave, of course, but I'm having trouble finding a third movie that actually involves SCUBA diving as a main part of the plot. All of the more recent movies I find are all about swimming, free diving, or submarines. Anybody know any bad movies? Like the kind of movie that makes you want to just take the disc out and burn it because it's so awful? I would prefer recent films. The farthest back I'm willing to go is 1990.
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I actually like both Into the Blue and Fool's Gold. I like Into the Blue because the story is good, the humor is delightful and the acting is well done. Plus, there's all the diving of course. And the scene of that guy trying to fend off sharks with a mop is worth the price of rental all by itself
I like Fool's Gold partly because of the story, partly because of the wonderful chemistry between Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaghey (sp?), partly because of the humor - Gemma flapping up to the back of the boat with her fins on? Great! - and partly because it has Donald Sutherland. He makes just about anything good.
I did enjoy The Deep. The two bad ones we have so far are Open Water and The Cave. The Abyss is outstanding, of course, and I may catch some flak for it but I even enjoyed Into The Blue 2.
So we still need one more horrible movie that *focuses* on scuba diving.
I like Fool's Gold partly because of the story, partly because of the wonderful chemistry between Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaghey (sp?), partly because of the humor - Gemma flapping up to the back of the boat with her fins on? Great! - and partly because it has Donald Sutherland. He makes just about anything good.
I did enjoy The Deep. The two bad ones we have so far are Open Water and The Cave. The Abyss is outstanding, of course, and I may catch some flak for it but I even enjoyed Into The Blue 2.
So we still need one more horrible movie that *focuses* on scuba diving.
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I had a heckuva great time watching "The Cave"!!!! The acting sucked, the plot was ridiculous, (it was a monster flick, after all!), but the actual underwater scenes were great!!!
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Agreed. The whole monster thing was what ruined it for us. They could have had a really great movie without that nonsense.John Rawlings wrote:I had a heckuva great time watching "The Cave"!!!! The acting sucked, the plot was ridiculous, (it was a monster flick, after all!), but the actual underwater scenes were great!!!
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Hmm has possibilities, we'll check it out, thanks. Keep the ideas coming, this is fun.eliseaboo wrote:I made it through about....half. When the piranhas reached the size of Volkswagens and started leaping from the water and exploding when they hit buildings I fell asleep, but my friend tells me there was additional diving. And they did do a demonstration quality helicopter giant stride entry into blackwater, if my memory is correct...Chenari wrote:Hmm maybe. I saw some divers in there. Have you actually seen it, Elise?
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Joel Silverstein worked on the underwater production of Piranha 3D and posted a thread about the work on DMX last spring with a few photos from the set.4ster wrote:In case you missed it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkF5VMRJ ... re=related
The trailer actually has bit with divers on doubles.
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Watching open water is what got me thinking about learning to dive.
Sorry, I actually liked it. Maybe I missed something?
I also like this.
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Me, too.....oh and the promise of exotic, warm water dive vacation destinations.billandwende wrote:Watching open water is what got me thinking about learning to dive.
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lizard0924 wrote:Me, too.....oh and the promise of exotic, warm water dive vacation destinations.billandwende wrote:Watching open water is what got me thinking about learning to dive.
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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I watched Open Water for the sake of writing the script for my review. I remembered it being awful, but I didn't remember just how awful. Let's just say that this movie pissed me off to no end, and it takes a LOT for a movie to do that to me. Let me break the movie down for you: 75% boring conversation, 10% unnecessary scenes that attribute nothing to the plot, 10% the couple floating in the water doing absolutely nothing to try and save themselves, 2% timestamps, 1% random shots of the sky and water, 1.5% actual diving, and finally, .5% ANY ACTUAL PLOT. And believe me, I'm being generous with that last half a percent.
An example of the sheer incompetence of these filmmakers: In the movie there is a scene where the two suddenly start yelping in pain and discover they're floating through a bunch of jellyfish. Now, rather than go and find some kind of Jellyfish that at the very least looks threatening, these people apparently decided to use the very first jellyfish they found. Behold, the amazing jellyfish that stung these people, not just through their skin, but through 3MM WETSUITS: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3598/350 ... 160150.jpg
An example of the sheer incompetence of these filmmakers: In the movie there is a scene where the two suddenly start yelping in pain and discover they're floating through a bunch of jellyfish. Now, rather than go and find some kind of Jellyfish that at the very least looks threatening, these people apparently decided to use the very first jellyfish they found. Behold, the amazing jellyfish that stung these people, not just through their skin, but through 3MM WETSUITS: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3598/350 ... 160150.jpg
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If you want total realism in a movie, why not just watch a documentary? Movies are escapism for me (and for a lot of other people, too), and this movie was more about the pure psychological aspect of being in a situation you cannot control rather than what *type* of jellyfish is stinging the stranded divers. Besides, 99% of the people watching it are NOT divers (and likely don't have any idea how to distinguish between a moon jelly and a Portugese Man o' War).Chenari wrote:I watched Open Water for the sake of writing the script for my review. I remembered it being awful, but I didn't remember just how awful. Let's just say that this movie pissed me off to no end, and it takes a LOT for a movie to do that to me. Let me break the movie down for you: 75% boring conversation, 10% unnecessary scenes that attribute nothing to the plot, 10% the couple floating in the water doing absolutely nothing to try and save themselves, 2% timestamps, 1% random shots of the sky and water, 1.5% actual diving, and finally, .5% ANY ACTUAL PLOT. And believe me, I'm being generous with that last half a percent.
An example of the sheer incompetence of these filmmakers: In the movie there is a scene where the two suddenly start yelping in pain and discover they're floating through a bunch of jellyfish. Now, rather than go and find some kind of Jellyfish that at the very least looks threatening, these people apparently decided to use the very first jellyfish they found. Behold, the amazing jellyfish that stung these people, not just through their skin, but through 3MM WETSUITS: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3598/350 ... 160150.jpg
At any rate, I'm sorry the movie ellicited such a vehement reaction from you. That simply doesn't sound healthy.
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I think the real story with Open Water (the first one) is how it was made rather than the film itself. Four people (including two actors) and a shoe string budget swimming around with real sharks? This makes the DVD extras far more compelling than watching the feature. No special effects, less than $200k budget and filmed on weekends in the Bahamas in and around the film makers busy lives. How they managed to piece all that together to create any semblance of a story with that much tension is a feat that shouldn't go unrecognized. I didn't need a traditional story arc to enjoy Open Water... nor did I need realism.
Of course if it was supposed to be set in the south pacific they do have those box jellies that kill people on a regular basis... even through skins and wetsuits. It's a big enough problem on the great barrier reef that they net off public beaches for swimming.
And really... I'm one of those people who have strong opinions about totally insignificant things... especially movies. I figure if I'm going to get worked up about something it might as well be about minutia. And I enjoy a bad movie maybe more than the next guy... but you should have seen how angry I was leaving the theater after "Van Helsing" .. I was red in the face.. and if you know me in person you'd know that is tough to do.
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Of course if it was supposed to be set in the south pacific they do have those box jellies that kill people on a regular basis... even through skins and wetsuits. It's a big enough problem on the great barrier reef that they net off public beaches for swimming.
And really... I'm one of those people who have strong opinions about totally insignificant things... especially movies. I figure if I'm going to get worked up about something it might as well be about minutia. And I enjoy a bad movie maybe more than the next guy... but you should have seen how angry I was leaving the theater after "Van Helsing" .. I was red in the face.. and if you know me in person you'd know that is tough to do.
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You didn't like "Van Helsing"?????? Oh, the horror! The horror! :queenliz:Sockmonkey wrote: .... but you should have seen how angry I was leaving the theater after "Van Helsing" .. I was red in the face.. and if you know me in person you'd know that is tough to do.
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Nobody asked for "total realism," but there's no reason to be that inaccurate, either.lizard0924 wrote:
If you want total realism in a movie, why not just watch a documentary? Movies are escapism
It did a terrible job of that, too.this movie was more about the pure psychological aspect of being in a situation you cannot control
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Your use of the potstirring emoticon, notwithstanding, I'm really not interested in debating the relative merits (or lack thereof) of motion pictures with you. Or Chenari....despite her mad skillz as a movie critic....(insert sarcasm emoticon here).dwashbur wrote:Nobody asked for "total realism," but there's no reason to be that inaccurate, either.lizard0924 wrote:
If you want total realism in a movie, why not just watch a documentary? Movies are escapism
It did a terrible job of that, too.this movie was more about the pure psychological aspect of being in a situation you cannot control
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My point exactly. There are many more jellyfish out in the sea. At the very least, they could have found something that looks more menacing. I know that most of the people watching aren't divers, and that's not the point. If you make a film with a sport like Diving in the plot, you have got to make sure that you're accurate. And as it is, the reason I got so worked up about this film is because when you take a good look at it and really WATCH it, you'll see just how insulting it is to Divers.Sockmonkey wrote:Of course if it was supposed to be set in the south pacific they do have those box jellies that kill people on a regular basis... even through skins and wetsuits. It's a big enough problem on the great barrier reef that they net off public beaches for swimming.
Seriously, go watch the movie again and keep in mind all of the boat diving experiences you've had, then come back to me and say to my face that these people are not the most incompetent, careless, stupid divers you have ever seen. And also keep in mind that the people who run this boat are most likely Dive Masters at the very least. THEN tell me it's unhealthy to get angry about it.
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I'm not interested in debating either. It's a matter of personal preference, nothing more. I just thought I'd have a little fun with youlizard0924 wrote:Your use of the potstirring emoticon, notwithstanding, I'm really not interested in debating the relative merits (or lack thereof) of motion pictures with you. Or Chenari....despite her mad skillz as a movie critic....(insert sarcasm emoticon here).dwashbur wrote:Nobody asked for "total realism," but there's no reason to be that inaccurate, either.lizard0924 wrote:
If you want total realism in a movie, why not just watch a documentary? Movies are escapism
It did a terrible job of that, too.this movie was more about the pure psychological aspect of being in a situation you cannot control
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I'm inclined to agree that it makes both divers and boat operators/divemasters look like complete doofuses (or is it doofi?). At the same time, I tend to agree that you're a little too worked up over it. Save it for the review!Chenari wrote:My point exactly. There are many more jellyfish out in the sea. At the very least, they could have found something that looks more menacing. I know that most of the people watching aren't divers, and that's not the point. If you make a film with a sport like Diving in the plot, you have got to make sure that you're accurate. And as it is, the reason I got so worked up about this film is because when you take a good look at it and really WATCH it, you'll see just how insulting it is to Divers.Sockmonkey wrote:Of course if it was supposed to be set in the south pacific they do have those box jellies that kill people on a regular basis... even through skins and wetsuits. It's a big enough problem on the great barrier reef that they net off public beaches for swimming.
Seriously, go watch the movie again and keep in mind all of the boat diving experiences you've had, then come back to me and say to my face that these people are not the most incompetent, careless, stupid divers you have ever seen. And also keep in mind that the people who run this boat are most likely Dive Masters at the very least. THEN tell me it's unhealthy to get angry about it.
Back to the original question: what are some other movies that folks would consider really bad diving movies? Eliseaboo, we're waiting for Mega Piranha from Netflix, thanks for the reference! More! More! More!
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Wow....are you for real? It was a FREAKING FICTIONAL MOVIE not a public service announcement for scuba diving. Get over it. If you get this worked up over a movie, I hate to see how you react to REAL problems in REAL life. Again, all I can say is.....wow.Chenari wrote:My point exactly. There are many more jellyfish out in the sea. At the very least, they could have found something that looks more menacing. I know that most of the people watching aren't divers, and that's not the point. If you make a film with a sport like Diving in the plot, you have got to make sure that you're accurate. And as it is, the reason I got so worked up about this film is because when you take a good look at it and really WATCH it, you'll see just how insulting it is to Divers.Sockmonkey wrote:Of course if it was supposed to be set in the south pacific they do have those box jellies that kill people on a regular basis... even through skins and wetsuits. It's a big enough problem on the great barrier reef that they net off public beaches for swimming.
Seriously, go watch the movie again and keep in mind all of the boat diving experiences you've had, then come back to me and say to my face that these people are not the most incompetent, careless, stupid divers you have ever seen. And also keep in mind that the people who run this boat are most likely Dive Masters at the very least. THEN tell me it's unhealthy to get angry about it.
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Is this what it feels like to the women when we guys go after Dash? Liz, Chenari's just a kid (no offense Chenari), so uh, maybe take it easy.
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I once posted a question on this board that got me slapped around. Since that time I have refrained from contributing to the constant BS that pops up. After this post I will go back to lurking and only posting in dive planning.
I regret that my opinion of a stupid movie did not sit well with the self important movie goers on this site. It was only my opinion. As for the reality in movies argument.... MOVIES ARE NOT REAL. Issues can be raised in ALL movies.
I still liked it. And it was instrumental in getting me into diving. How many movies get you to do anything? I didn't see Top Gun and join the NAVY. I didn't see The RIGHT STUFF and become an astronaut. I didn't see silence of the lambs an become a KILLER or FBI Agent. I saw this movie and thought with the exception of all the bad bits. Being left, being stung by jellys, and being eaten by sharks. That hey this diving stuff looks pretty cool and I should look into it.
I regret that my opinion of a stupid movie did not sit well with the self important movie goers on this site. It was only my opinion. As for the reality in movies argument.... MOVIES ARE NOT REAL. Issues can be raised in ALL movies.
I still liked it. And it was instrumental in getting me into diving. How many movies get you to do anything? I didn't see Top Gun and join the NAVY. I didn't see The RIGHT STUFF and become an astronaut. I didn't see silence of the lambs an become a KILLER or FBI Agent. I saw this movie and thought with the exception of all the bad bits. Being left, being stung by jellys, and being eaten by sharks. That hey this diving stuff looks pretty cool and I should look into it.
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billandwende wrote:I once posted a question on this board that got me slapped around. Since that time I have refrained from contributing to the constant BS that pops up. After this post I will go back to lurking and only posting in dive planning.
I regret that my opinion of a stupid movie did not sit well with the self important movie goers on this site. It was only my opinion. As for the reality in movies argument.... MOVIES ARE NOT REAL. Issues can be raised in ALL movies.
I still liked it. And it was instrumental in getting me into diving. How many movies get you to do anything? I didn't see Top Gun and join the NAVY. I didn't see The RIGHT STUFF and become an astronaut. I didn't see silence of the lambs an become a KILLER or FBI Agent. I saw this movie and thought with the exception of all the bad bits. Being left, being stung by jellys, and being eaten by sharks. That hey this diving stuff looks pretty cool and I should look into it.
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