What to Do When a Great White Shark Jumps in Your Boat

spatman · Post by **spatman** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:13 pm

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/a ... at/242253/

Penopolypants · Post by **Penopolypants** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:25 pm

I'm pretty sure that would break the mental block I have about peeing in my wetsuit.

mancub · Post by **mancub** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:02 pm

Awesome

. Brave man walking in the water!

ktb · Post by **ktb** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:01 pm

Penopolypants wrote:I'm pretty sure that would break the mental block I have about peeing in my wetsuit.

I think I'd be lucky if I ONLY peed . . .

Jabberjaw · Post by **Jabberjaw** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:29 pm

Get a bigger boat

BASSMAN · Post by **BASSMAN** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:14 am

Jabberjaw wrote:Get a bigger boat

Dusty2 · Post by **Dusty2** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 8:59 am

One word, BAIL!

Mongo · Post by **Mongo** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:39 pm

Once the screaming subsided, I would first remove the animal and then look for some baby wipes and a change of clothes. Does the Coast Guard carry said items on thier aircraft/ watercraft?

psydiver · Post by **psydiver** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:53 am

isn't that why we have those fancy dive knives strapped to our calves? Get in there!

SeanKylgod · Post by **SeanKylgod** » Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:41 pm

I'm pretty sure I'd crap my pants. My first instinct would be "SHOOT IT!!" followed by "I'm getting the Eff off of this boat" then reevaluating the fact that I'm now in the water with potentially more great whites who have the upper hand in the water. Next I would try to climb in my boat (and in all probability, fail) then panic again. I foresee this happening until i either passed out or died of a heart attack =P

Jared · Post by **Jared** » Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:40 pm

What are the size limits for great whites? Looks like a keeper. I bet it tastes just like chicken. Lol

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