Irish Logic

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Irish Logic

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An answer I can understand.

A tourist in a bar in Florida asks an Irishman sitting at the bar, "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the fuckin' boat".
When was the last time you did something for the first time?
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For those who've gone out with him, sounds like Pensacoladiver logic! :rofl:
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Oldie but goodie!
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kagey747 wrote:For those who've gone out with him, sounds like Pensacoladiver logic! :rofl:
I will have you know, I have never fallen face fisrt out of my boat. I have however cut the throttle abruptly several times in an attempt to throw Dash out of the boat from about 30 knots while he is riding up on the anchor pulpit. One day, it is going to work.
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pensacoladiver wrote:
kagey747 wrote:For those who've gone out with him, sounds like Pensacoladiver logic! :rofl:
I will have you know, I have never fallen face fisrt out of my boat. I have however cut the throttle abruptly several times in an attempt to throw Dash out of the boat from about 30 knots while he is riding up on the anchor pulpit. One day, it is going to work.
Will there be video proof when you manage to do that?
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Never will there be video, I have awesome ninja like reflexes.
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Dashrynn wrote:Never will there be video, I have awesome ninja like reflexes.
We will have to test that *starts chucking things at your head*
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citycatred wrote:
Dashrynn wrote:Never will there be video, I have awesome ninja like reflexes.
We will have to test that *starts chucking things at your head*
Well so long as it's not while I'm bobbing on the surface waiting for the dive flag.....(ask p-diver about that one) :penelope:
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