Give me your best insult :)

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Give me your best insult :)

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Here are the rules.. you can say ANYTHING to the person above you by replying to his/her post and that person will in turn get insulted by the next one replying...

Lets keep it somewhat clean.. I'll start..

To the person who is about to reply to this post; If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as dumb as you, I'd have five cents. :penelope:
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You smell so bad that when you tried to put on Right Guard, it left.

(Or maybe it was just the drysuit :) )
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2 more points on your IQ test and you would tie a head of cabbage.
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I would love to insult you, but I am afraid I could not do as well as nature did.
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It's funny watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into a sentence.
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I've been called worse by better people than you.
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I try to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my butt.
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Your head is so far up your butt it appears to be naturally resting on your shoulders.
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First liar does not stand a chance!
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If you took your brains and stuffed them up a gnat's ass they would look like a BB in a box car.
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