Shiver me timbers!

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Ahoy, me hearty!! Prepare to be boarded!! Ye stand ready!!

'Tis International Talk Like A Pirate Day this 19th day of September!! Arrrrrrgh!!

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wheres me whinch with my grog? she'll be walkin' the plank for this!! AAAARRRRGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ah, Mr. Jeffrey, you sir can be keep'n the winches fir yirself. I much prefer the company of the fine Wenches!

Ahoy, crewman Doug! For many an hour I've searched the horizon for sign of pirate spirit! Me thought by this time our fine Cap'n Nailer would have assembled the crew. Alas, our fine Cap'n must be sleep'n in his grog.

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yarghhh
Sounder wrote:Ahoy, me hearty!! Prepare to be boarded!! Ye stand ready!!

'Tis International Talk Like A Pirate Day this 19th day of September!! Arrrrrrgh!!

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Keep yer distance you scurvy ridden deck rat, or taste the steel of my rapier.

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Yaarrrr!!!

My skipper at work be talkin' aboutst the 5 "A's" that he pronounces "Aye's" in a gathering this arrnoon!!!!

He be reading from the wrong dictionary!!

It's AAARRRRSSS!!!!!!!

Will you all be helpin' me lay out tha plank!??

Yaarrrrr!!!!!
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make that whench walk the plank! no one be drinking my grog... :occasion5: :smt065
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"Ahoy! wher be you goin' t' divin on this fine Thursday?"
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Arrrg! ,"Be at les davis pier by 1700 hours or you will be port out o' a great couple o' dives :smt065 you scurvy deck rats!"
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Pirate joke:

A child rings a doorbell on Halloween. He is wearing a bandana tied to his head, an eyepatch, a sword and parrot on his shoulder. The lady who answers the door gives him candy and asks what his costume is.

Child: "I'm a pirate!"
Lady: "Oh my, where are your Buccaneers?"
Child: "Right here on my buckin' head. Where are your buckin' eyes?"

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Penopolypants wrote:Pirate joke:

A child rings a doorbell on Halloween. He is wearing a bandana tied to his head, an eyepatch, a sword and parrot on his shoulder. The lady who answers the door gives him candy and asks what his costume is.

Child: "I'm a pirate!"
Lady: "Oh my, where are your Buccaneers?"
Child: "Right here on my buckin' head. Where are your buckin' eyes?"
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I thinks me memory serves me right.. This wer the best post of dem all... Arrrrggggg me mates and I need some Rum
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why is the rum always gone?? :occasion5:
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Its comin Mates
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Sounder wrote:Ahoy, me hearty!! Prepare to be boarded!! Ye stand ready!!

'Tis International Talk Like A Pirate Day this 19th day of September!! Arrrrrrgh!!

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Dude, while you're at it, dress like a pirate ... that avatar is disturbing ...

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Grateful Diver wrote:Dude, while you're at it, dress like a pirate ... that avatar is disturbing ...
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:rofl:
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That's much better ... thanks Matt ...

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:rofl: :rofl:
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Yarr, the best part be that this be a 2 year old thread.
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i pulled Her up from davey Jones locker ... arrgghhh :pirate:

What's a pirate's favourite appliance?

The toastARRRRrrrrggghh!
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Why did the pirate get his phone cut off?

Argh! Cos' he be makin' too many plank calls!
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