Strange, Strange Site

Tangfish · Post by **Tangfish** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:47 pm

I know you guys love all of my strange avatars, so I will direct you to a really strange site I came across today:

Infants-Blood

Who comes up with these things?

DiverDown · Post by **DiverDown** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:09 pm

Joshua Smith · Post by **Joshua Smith** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:30 pm

You think that's weird? Check THIS out!

Sounder · Post by **Sounder** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:31 pm

My turn! My turn!

How about the "International Fainting Goal Association!" This is legit folks! These goats actually fall over and appear to have fainted - and they're NOT trained to do it!!! I've seen it in person in Arizona (enter the goat jokes here)!!!

http://www.faintinggoat.com/

It's another winner among strange sites. $\:D/$

DiverDown · Post by **DiverDown** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:52 pm

Narcolepsy is a medical condition that effects humans also.. My father suffers from this disease and I dont see the humor in it!!

Ha,Ha just kidding! that is pretty funny ive seen that before on teevee..

Sasquatch · Post by **Sasquatch** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:15 am

The congealed gift pack looks pretty tasty and Christmas is just around the corner. I'm so tired of giving out booze and gift cards.

Speaking of fainting goats, I have an acquaintance that has narcolepsy AND sleep apnea. So when he unexpectedly falls asleep he sometimes stops breathing!

GillyWeed · Post by **GillyWeed** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:37 am

Hey Sasquatch...

Do you ever wonder about people like that?... Like something is trying to tell them something?

Ok you SAID he was just an aquaintance so I hope I didn't offend...

Cheers,

Holly

Sasquatch · Post by **Sasquatch** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:11 am

No, Holly, you didn't offend. I left out that I dive with this guy every once in a while. So far he hasn't fallen asleep while underwater and/or stopped breathing. I don't recall these maladies on the Medical Checklist I signed before training...

GillyWeed · Post by **GillyWeed** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:25 am

You think he would need oxygen if that happened? You should let me know when you dive with him again.. That way if he does fall asleep and then stop breathing he'll have the both of us as a team again!! Course I think that might require CPR and I haven't got that one yet...

Sasquatch · Post by **Sasquatch** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:34 am

Hey, O2 couldn't hurt him! You mentioned CPR and after our O2 class I took the Red Cross Adult CPR/AED class. Just so you know I'm sure you are almost as qualified to administer CPR after taking the O2 class. The only things I learned were detailed symptoms and how many cycles of CPR before checking for life. BTW, it's 4.

The AED class was pretty cool as you get to shout at people before you shock your victim.

Tangfish · Post by **Tangfish** » Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:47 am

Sasquatch wrote: The AED class was pretty cool as you get to shout at people before you shock your victim.

If that's you in your avatar, you wouldn't need to shout to shock me

BASSMAN · Post by **BASSMAN** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:12 pm

Tangfish · Post by **Tangfish** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 7:45 pm

Man, this is crazy:

Man Recites Pi To 100,000 Places

diver-dad · Post by **diver-dad** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:26 pm

Calvin Tang wrote:I know you guys love all of my strange avatars, so I will direct you to a really strange site I came across today:

Infants-Blood

Who comes up with these things?

Cal -

Two comments:
1. For me, you hands-down win the award for the most bizarre avatars of anyone in the NWDC. (Where DO you get that stuff?!?!?!)

2. Man, that "infants blood" web page is just plain wrong!

Joshua Smith · Post by **Joshua Smith** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:02 pm

What's wrong with his avatars?

GillyWeed · Post by **GillyWeed** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:49 pm

Nailer.. Your avatars are almost as bad. That clown one you had still gives me nightmares. But Calvin's avatars win the weirdest award hands down.. That guy's teeth OMG. That is so jacked!

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GillyWeed · Post by **GillyWeed** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:10 am

Pez... That leaves me out.. I was ok until the "dirty minds and rabies" Oh well..

Northwest Dive Club

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Great disclaimer!