Nitrogen Deficiency Syndrome
Actually, there is surprisingly little known about this dreaded side effect of Scuba Diving.
Some experts theorize that a diver may incur an N. D. S. Hit or Attack as simply and as easily as.
Coming in to close contact with one or more of the following,
A non-diving Employer:
With a passion for working on weekends in order to beter, serve his customers with a level of customer service, of which most of his competitors do not seem to possess
Also, it is widely beloved that while a much more server and some times departmental attack of N. D. S. is brought on by the Diver coming in to close contact or even in some extreme cases of Ear-Shot of a.
Non-Diving Spouse:
Wielding. A Honey –Do List,
In Some cases, the Non Diving Spouse has been known to wield a Guilt Trip about how the diver in question has not been spending very much time engaged is such things as family activities.
It should be noted that some of the known symptoms of N. D. S. include such things like
Diver sits in front of computer monitor looking at pictures of fish taken on previous dives or those taken by the divers dive buddies and sent to him/her via e-mail, while wearing a scuba mask and snorkel
A often over looked yet obvious sign that you know a diver suffering from N. D.S, is the diver in question owns a wet suit that thinks it is a dry suit.
This is a very serious and frightening condition and much more research is desperately needed
So please if a diver you love is showing one or more signs of
Nitrogen Deficiency Syndrome
Seek help right a way before he/she goes
Nucking Futs
Sparky
Nitrogen Deficiency Syndrome ( N.D.S. )
Nitrogen Deficiency Syndrome ( N.D.S. )
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So, is this a cronic condition with now antidote available or would something as simple as a dose of 50 degree salt water, taken with air twice daily. Or maybe a megadose ( costco size ) of salt water mixed with seaweed. Wait------ maybe I have a remedy. What are you doing April fools day, huh? Maybe a cure is in site. I must concur, as my beloved said amen brother when she read this. Maybe flowers or something else would help???
Doug :wav:
Doug :wav:
Diver Doug wrote:Oh no I think I've got it now
I told you it was contageious. thinking about trying Netarts as a night dive say hit the water around 8:00 pm and se what the night life on the east wall is like you planning to be out to you House at Netarts soon?
Give a brother a ring
Sparky
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