A woman's brain.

Post by . » Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:40 pm

Have you ever wondered how a woman's brain works? Well....it's finally explained here in one, easy-to-understand illustration:

Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved

Good thing a man's brain requires only two balls.

lurch · Post by **lurch** » Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:29 pm

Ug. Tell me about it. Been waiting for this girl to call me back most of the afternoon. Have a feeling I'm going to get stood up. I think I'm "little blue ball #459".

Sounder · Post by **Sounder** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:29 am

Enter the "blue balls" jokes here...

Cera · Post by **Cera** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:05 am

where is the other half of the diagram? ha ha This is what it feels like in the womans brain too. I think the puffs of smoke is where we have to deal with men!

Cute!

lurch · Post by **lurch** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:39 am

Nevermind, didn't get stood up after all $\:D/$

Grateful Diver · Post by **Grateful Diver** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:16 pm

On the other hand, men's brains are extremely simple. All you have to do to know what a man is thinking is look at him ... if he's not sporting a woody, hand him a sandwich ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

Sounder · Post by **Sounder** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:13 pm

Men truly do have just two emotions... hungry and horny.

Post by . » Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:40 pm

Tangfish · Post by **Tangfish** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:19 pm

Grateful Diver wrote:On the other hand, men's brains are extremely simple. All you have to do to know what a man is thinking is look at him ... if he's not sporting a woody, hand him a sandwich ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

Bwahahahahaha! That's the funniest thing I've read all day, especially coming from Bob. (don't read into that too much, I just mean that he is typically so eloquent and diplomatic).

Grateful Diver · Post by **Grateful Diver** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:34 pm

Calvin Tang wrote:
Grateful Diver wrote:On the other hand, men's brains are extremely simple. All you have to do to know what a man is thinking is look at him ... if he's not sporting a woody, hand him a sandwich ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)
Bwahahahahaha! That's the funniest thing I've read all day, especially coming from Bob. (don't read into that too much, I just mean that he is typically so eloquent and diplomatic).

It's a paraphrase of something I heard once on the 5:20 funny (KMTT) ...

... Bob (Grateful DIver)

Joshua Smith · Post by **Joshua Smith** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 11:02 pm

I have actually identified 4 male emotions:

1 Happy

2 Horny

3 Angry

4 Hungry

As you can see, we are complex, multifaceted creatures, composed of a rich tapestry of intricately woven emotions and feelings.

Sounder · Post by **Sounder** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 8:17 am

See, it's not our fault... we're just created that way.

Aquanautchuck · Post by **Aquanautchuck** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:51 pm

That is like a old picture I saw several years ago. It showed a control panel with like 20 or 30 switches and buttons for a women. (If I recall it had to do with what switches and buttons needed to be pushed to turn a women on).

The man's panel had one switch. on or off.

diver-dad · Post by **diver-dad** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:52 pm

Nailer99 wrote:I have actually identified 4 male emotions:

1 Happy

2 Horny

3 Angry

4 Hungry

As you can see, we are complex, multifaceted creatures, composed of a rich tapestry of intricately woven emotions and feelings.

Nailer - I believe you are onto something here ... and to increase the multifaceted complexity, I see some of these four are mysteriously interwoven: Satisfy #2 - you get #1; satiate #4 - again, you get #1. $\:D/$

Finally, #3 cancels #1, and so maintains the universe in a delicate but self-stabilized balance.

Aw, heck ... where's my scotch?

lurch · Post by **lurch** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:22 pm

aquanautchuck wrote:That is like a old picture I saw several years ago. It showed a control panel with like 20 or 30 switches and buttons for a women. (If I recall it had to do with what switches and buttons needed to be pushed to turn a women on).

The man's panel had one switch. on or off.

This one?

Aquanautchuck · Post by **Aquanautchuck** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:43 am

This one?[/quote]

That's the one. I still laugh at it.

Pez7378 · Post by **Pez7378** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:39 pm

okay, I spent a considerable amount of time studying the diagram and have concluded that it's absolutely accurate, all she ever says is NO!

Honey will you get me a beer?.......NO
Can I have some more money for Dive Gear?......NO
Will you make me a sandwich?......NO
Hey, do you wanna........NO!

jeff98208 · Post by **jeff98208** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:08 am

here here pez. i figured out something.when a woman looks at a man, they some how cut the man to this little pile of garbage and little by little rebuild man to fit there image.and think of how many ways can they change man. such as "honey i need a new hid light" the wife says "no! but you can get me some flowers." or "honey i'm going to need air in my tank." the woman says "no! my mother is coming tommorrow and your picking her up at the airport." granted my mother - in law past before i had the chance to meet her. but i'm sure some men will agree to this.
:smt038 $\:D/$

Dolphin_Diver · Post by **Dolphin_Diver** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:21 am

well if anybody knows how to change a man for the better please let me know.

Tangfish · Post by **Tangfish** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:22 pm

Dolphin_Diver wrote:well if anybody knows how to change a man for the better please let me know.

Grateful Diver wrote:On the other hand, men's brains are extremely simple. All you have to do to know what a man is thinking is look at him ... if he's not sporting a woody, hand him a sandwich ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

Dolphin_Diver · Post by **Dolphin_Diver** » Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:46 pm

ya thats for sure

Grateful Diver · Post by **Grateful Diver** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:30 am

Well, as the Grateful Dead would say ...

Let us put men and women together
See which one is smarter,
Some say men, but I say no
Women got the men like a puppet show.

It ain't me it's the people that say
Men are leading women astray,
I say, it's the women today
Smarter than the men in every way,
That's right the women are smarter
Women are smarter that's right, that's right.

Little boy sit in the corner and cry
Big man come and ask him why,
He said "I can't do what the big boys do"
The man sat down and he cried too.

It ain't me it's the people that say
Men are leading women astray,
I say, it's the women today
Smarter than the men in every way,
That's right the women are smarter
Women are smarter that's right, that's right.

Ever since the world began
Women been mendin' the ways of men,
But listen up cause I've got a plan
Give it up and don't try to understand.

It ain't me it's the people that say
Men are leading women astray,
I say, it's the women today
Smarter than the men in every way,
That's right the women are smarter
Women are smarter that's right, that's right.

Cera · Post by **Cera** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:06 pm

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