Well, now I know what's wrong with our health care system.
I went to the doctor the other day for my annual checkup. The nurse started with the basics.
She asked me "How much do you weigh?" I said 190. She put me on the scale. Turns out my weight is 240.
She asked me "Your height?". I said 6 feet. She checked and told me that I'm only 5'9".
Then she took my blood pressure and told me it's very high.
"OF COURSE IT'S HIGH!" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender. Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
What a bwitch ...
... Bob (Grateful Diver)
the annual checkup ...
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Shame how that works...
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... so then she sent me in to see the doctor. He told me I was fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion. He said "OK, you're ugly too" ...
... Bob (Grateful Diver)
... Bob (Grateful Diver)
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Re: the annual checkup ...
well, if thats the reflection of his nurse in ur avatar's glasses......i'd go back for another opinion. hell...maybe u'll find out u smell bad too?
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Re: the annual checkup ...
Sounds like my PHA last year, before I started riding the road bike. Now the doc is happy but I have to buy a new dry suit.
Or, maybe it would be cheaper to just change my User Name to Warm Water Wuss?
Or, maybe it would be cheaper to just change my User Name to Warm Water Wuss?
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misplaced post
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ummm.....wow!Dashrynn wrote:Sares head
sunday the 20th of dec 09
about 10 ft
That must've been one heck of a checkup for Sares! How's he feeling?
...I like going to the chamber.. They have great food there, and awsome live music "H20doctor"
Check out the VIDEOS!
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Re: the annual checkup ...
wow what the heck....