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[waterdog]

I really don't think he is going to be able to recite the "ABC's" backwards...

[Pez7378]

Confused by the appearance of a Seal in the lowlands of the Cascade Mountains, Law Enforcement Officials deploy their Batons as they attempt the get the creature in the back of the patrol car for questioning. Sources claim that the animal had gone on a rampage attacking hikers and other outdoor enthusiasts, but animal control officers believe that it was simply searching for a mate.

Just last week, a Hoary Marmot was discovered swimming along the shorline in the San Juan Islands and scientists fear that this may be another unexpected consequence of global warming.

And now for the weather.......

[Norris]

Confused by the appearance of a Seal in the lowlands of the Cascade Mountains, Law Enforcement Officials deploy their Batons as they attempt the get the creature in the back of the patrol car for questioning. Sources claim that the animal had gone on a rampage attacking hikers and other outdoor enthusiasts, but animal control officers believe that it was simply searching for a mate.

Just last week, a Hoary Marmot was discovered swimming along the shorline in the San Juan Islands and scientists fear that this may be another unexpected consequence of global warming.

And now for the weather.......

Nicely done...

[airsix]

The WDFW uniform, gas money, dry ice, duct tape, sedatives... It was the perfect crime and Archie had thought of everything. Well, almost everything. Sadly his dream of fame at rolling up to the colony in a 3/4-ton truck filled with fresh Coho was quickly slipping through his flippers. How could he have possibly prepared for this! He'd never even HEARD of a field sobriety test before today. Curse you, State Patrol. Curse you.

[H20doctor]

Dont Tase me Bro !!!!

[waterdog]

I was going with the "Don't club me bro!" being a seal and all.

Some of my favorites;

Excuse me, did you blow a seal?

Field sobriety test, got pulled over for S.W.I.......swimming while intoxicated.

Please Mr. Trooper please don't send me back here!!!!!

[H20doctor]

after clancy the seal escaped the seattle aquarium he robbed two fish markets and held a toy store at bay for red rubber balls to balance on his nose, it wasnt untill 3 days later the seal was aprehended passed out on a street near the water from too much Four Loco... details at 5

[LCF]

It's sad . . . this is what street drugs will do to you.

[Penopolypants]

It's sad . . . this is what street drugs will do to you.

I've heard that this area is the leading producer of illicit fermented squid ink, and that their "Hootenanny Squirt" is especially primo stuff. Not that I would, uh, know anything about that.....

[airsix]

/me cups hand to mouth and whispers
Um, P... you got somethin' on your teeth.

[Lonestar]

The WSP continues its' role as the leader in crime fighting by its' use of cutting edge technology. Today it unveiled its' latest weapon, Scuba Seal Bob. The WSP announced that Bob will be deployed in various marine environments throughout the state to counter potential terrorist threats. While many other port areas have struggled to come up with a means of defense against terrorism, WA has blazed new trails. Bob is seen here being put through the paces on the Scuba Seal obedience course. His handler and former Marine Drill Instructor, Trooper Phahlippa, said that this is the most rewarding assignment he's had in his career with the State Patrol. Water recreationalists should expect to see plenty of Bob.

[Mattleycrue76]

Quick! Get this area sealed off!

[Penopolypants]

/me cups hand to mouth and whispers
Um, P... you got somethin' on your teeth.

Dang! *scrubs furiously* I don't know what you're talking about!

[nice-diver]

that poor little fella walked 1/2 mile or 3 miles (kant remember) on pavement, it was a really high tide.

[jeffgerritsen]

Looks like one sick (seal) pup....pey!

[nice-diver]

"Now I know why _ _ _ gave me flippers and told me to swim everywhere I go"

[BASSMAN]

Quick! Get this area sealed off!

I like this one!