Want a diving job?

[girldiver]

So...this is a close friend of mine who has a diving job open. Ignore the "navy background"...what he needs is someone who can do light commercial work underwater and keep their head straight. This is working on the houseboats on Lake Union.

Looking for someone with some knowledge of construction who is good in the water. New divers need NOT apply.

Here's the CL posting...

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/trd/2901698208.html

If anyone knows anyone....all he's getting is "clowns" applying through CL.

Thanks guys!

[scubnewb]

Got about 13 years doing construction work experience before I went and got my degree's fromt the university of washington woking everything from foundation to roofing and all that falls between at private, government, and union levels... To bad I'm a newer diver cuz I could really use a steady job lol...

So when are you no longer a "newer" diver

[Jeremy]

What is your degree in scubnewb?

[scubnewb]

I recieved a Bachelors in Sociology under the pre law option B which is the Law, Society & Social Policy option, as well as Poli-Sci under the Law Society & Justice option as well as a minor in Communications with a focus on public speaking. I also have some other certifications and degrees in business and some other things as well as radio and audio engineering but thats the jist of it.

What is your degree in scubnewb?

[Jeremy]

Ah, well we have several openings but none for a Sociology major unfortunately. We need Math/Science majors.

Good luck on your job hunt!

[scubnewb]

I have a few recent Math/Science recent graduates some not so recent. Mostly school teachers but I know at least one of them is job hunting. PM me the info and I can send it to them. They are all great guys...

Ah, well we have several openings but none for a Sociology major unfortunately. We need Math/Science majors.

Good luck on your job hunt!

[girldiver]

The "new" status...this is a job which possibly involves entanglement (the bottom of the Lake is a trash heap)...solo diving at all times...so it's not recreational by any means.

Picture getting entangled in random stuff, while having raw sewage blasting into your face and finding the solution to getting out on your own... Yeah...no National Geographic stuff here.

So far, the two applicants who have come forward from this board are stronger than the ones he's gleaned off of CL. I hate to sound like a girl..."But I told him so."

[Dive Monkey]

The "new" status...this is a job which possibly involves entanglement (the bottom of the Lake is a trash heap)...solo diving at all times...so it's not recreational by any means.

Picture getting entangled in random stuff, while having raw sewage blasting into your face and finding the solution to getting out on your own... Yeah...no National Geographic stuff here.

So far, the two applicants who have come forward from this board are stronger than the ones he's gleaned off of CL. I hate to sound like a girl..."But I told him so."

This reminds me of a job that I do once in a while cutting line from crab pots out of the wheel of a tug. The last job I did, I surfaced next to the discharge pipe for the head and someone had flushed the toilet and sure enough out come a nice turd and a wad of toilet paper. So yes… It has all the elements Solo diving, entanglement hazards and poop!

[spatman]

Picture getting entangled in random stuff, while having raw sewage blasting into your face and finding the solution to getting out on your own...

Sounds like a typical Saturday night out with Josh and Calvin.

[Joshua Smith]

Picture getting entangled in random stuff, while having raw sewage blasting into your face and finding the solution to getting out on your own...

Sounds like a typical Saturday night out with Josh and Calvin.

Come on. We gave you cab fare last time.

[spatman]

Picture getting entangled in random stuff, while having raw sewage blasting into your face and finding the solution to getting out on your own...

Sounds like a typical Saturday night out with Josh and Calvin.

Come on. We gave you cab fare last time.

True, but you have no idea what I had to do to find a cab in that part of town.

[Joshua Smith]

Picture getting entangled in random stuff, while having raw sewage blasting into your face and finding the solution to getting out on your own...

Sounds like a typical Saturday night out with Josh and Calvin.

Come on. We gave you cab fare last time.

True, but you have no idea what I had to do to find a cab in that part of town.

Wearing THAT dress? Wouldn't have mattered what part of town you were in, my friend.

[spatman]

Picture getting entangled in random stuff, while having raw sewage blasting into your face and finding the solution to getting out on your own...

Sounds like a typical Saturday night out with Josh and Calvin.

Come on. We gave you cab fare last time.

True, but you have no idea what I had to do to find a cab in that part of town.

Wearing THAT dress? Wouldn't have mattered what part of town you were in, my friend.

I'm pretty sure is was your assless chaps that were scaring the locals.

[Joshua Smith]

Picture getting entangled in random stuff, while having raw sewage blasting into your face and finding the solution to getting out on your own...

Sounds like a typical Saturday night out with Josh and Calvin.

Come on. We gave you cab fare last time.

True, but you have no idea what I had to do to find a cab in that part of town.

Wearing THAT dress? Wouldn't have mattered what part of town you were in, my friend.

I'm pretty sure is was your assless chaps that were scaring the locals.

Like they never saw THAT before? I think not.

[pogiguy05]

[Jeff Pack]

This reminds me of a job that I do once in a while cutting line from crab pots out of the wheel of a tug. The last job I did, I surfaced next to the discharge pipe for the head and someone had flushed the toilet and sure enough out come a nice turd and a wad of toilet paper. So yes… It has all the elements Solo diving, entanglement hazards and poop!

Until you've ever tried to tie into a live sewer line, or repair one, you've no idea the stuff that can out of someone...

[Waynne Fowler]

This reminds me of a job that I do once in a while cutting line from crab pots out of the wheel of a tug. The last job I did, I surfaced next to the discharge pipe for the head and someone had flushed the toilet and sure enough out come a nice turd and a wad of toilet paper. So yes… It has all the elements Solo diving, entanglement hazards and poop!

Until you've ever tried to tie into a live sewer line, or repair one, you've no idea the stuff that can out of someone...

[Lonestar]

Too funny, when I was working with my father-in-law I made the mistake of laughing at him once when he got turded while cutting a sewer line. I inherited the "duty" thereafter!

[Jeff Pack]

I once had to fix a blocked sewer line in seattle that had a12ft fall to it.

When I cut that line, it gave a whole new definition to dooty geyser.

[scubnewb]

Oh I was just poking fun with you and yes working in comercial construction condition are not for the average joe... Nothing like walking around in raw sewage while your trying to stop the flow of of blown valve haha.

The "new" status...this is a job which possibly involves entanglement (the bottom of the Lake is a trash heap)...solo diving at all times...so it's not recreational by any means.

Picture getting entangled in random stuff, while having raw sewage blasting into your face and finding the solution to getting out on your own... Yeah...no National Geographic stuff here.

So far, the two applicants who have come forward from this board are stronger than the ones he's gleaned off of CL. I hate to sound like a girl..."But I told him so."