Hahaha! Though, I'm not supposed to laugh at this, but I can't help it. Now I'm done laughing, I feel sorry for him already. Ouch!
I had a friend that had a hunting accident within the last 8 years at Grays Harbor, he fell on a stump, accidentally sat on the sharp 18 inch (2 inch diameter) branch. It went in the ass, and out on his belly button. He was stuck there bleeding til help arrived, of which my other friend had to run for cell phone coverage back in the main highway. He lived to tell the story and I visited him at the hospital with the branch that almost killed him beside him.