Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
I have several courses around Portland, OR under contract to retrieve the balls in their lakes. Looking for experienced divers to work with in this area as an independent contractor for full time work. Please send your info if interested to geeseguys@gmail.com.
James
James
Re: Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
There are some interesting things said about the ponds of golf courses.
http://www.businessweek.com/articles/20 ... club-ponds
http://www.businessweek.com/articles/20 ... club-ponds
- citycatred
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Re: Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
There are some interesting results when human skin is exposed to large amounts of pesticides that can be found in golf course pools.....
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Cynthia Heimel
Cynthia Heimel
Re: Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
Buy cheap drysuit... thats what I'd do...
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- I got a good squirt in my mouth
- I would imagine that there would be a large amount of involuntary gagging
- I don't know about you but I'm not into swallowing it
CCR discussion on Caustic Cocktails.
- I got a good squirt in my mouth
- I would imagine that there would be a large amount of involuntary gagging
- I don't know about you but I'm not into swallowing it
CCR discussion on Caustic Cocktails.
Re: Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
Jeff Pack wrote:Buy cheap drysuit... thats what I'd do...
and a cheap "face" suit. Also glue your mask to your face, so's to not get any leaks. Ugh to dive in a stagnant pond, full of pesticides, bacteria and whatever, not diluted by moving water. Maybe I'd do it for about 100.00 a ball.
**Pinch it, don't stick your finger through. You're just pinching a bigger hole.
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Re: Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
I think the going rate is around $.05 / ball
Seems worth it
Scott
Seems worth it
Scott
Re: Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
vbcoachchris wrote:I think the going rate is around $.05 / ball
Seems worth it
Scott
**Pinch it, don't stick your finger through. You're just pinching a bigger hole.
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Re: Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
Good point, forgot about that part...Norris wrote:Jeff Pack wrote:Buy cheap drysuit... thats what I'd do...
and a cheap "face" suit. Also glue your mask to your face, so's to not get any leaks. Ugh to dive in a stagnant pond, full of pesticides, bacteria and whatever, not diluted by moving water. Maybe I'd do it for about 100.00 a ball.
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- I got a good squirt in my mouth
- I would imagine that there would be a large amount of involuntary gagging
- I don't know about you but I'm not into swallowing it
CCR discussion on Caustic Cocktails.
- I got a good squirt in my mouth
- I would imagine that there would be a large amount of involuntary gagging
- I don't know about you but I'm not into swallowing it
CCR discussion on Caustic Cocktails.
- citycatred
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Re: Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
Are you sure you don't want to get any of that water in your eyes? I heard it gave you x-ray vision....Norris wrote:Jeff Pack wrote:Buy cheap drysuit... thats what I'd do...
and a cheap "face" suit. Also glue your mask to your face, so's to not get any leaks. Ugh to dive in a stagnant pond, full of pesticides, bacteria and whatever, not diluted by moving water. Maybe I'd do it for about 100.00 a ball.
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
Cynthia Heimel
Cynthia Heimel
Re: Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
Hi Jeff,Jeff Pack wrote:Buy cheap drysuit... thats what I'd do...
Yeah, a cheap suit- I don’t think you can get a bio-suit that covers from head to toe cheap, not even a used one. I found one though; it has data sensor points that limit your exposure to the toxic sludge in those ponds from “shite it’s eating its way through” to “kiss my arse goodbye”.
Re: Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
What about one of the old style full body, screw on helmet rigs?
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- I got a good squirt in my mouth
- I would imagine that there would be a large amount of involuntary gagging
- I don't know about you but I'm not into swallowing it
CCR discussion on Caustic Cocktails.
- I got a good squirt in my mouth
- I would imagine that there would be a large amount of involuntary gagging
- I don't know about you but I'm not into swallowing it
CCR discussion on Caustic Cocktails.
Re: Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
hmmm getting X-Ray vision would be super neat though, only for the fact that finding Octopus and wolf eels would be easier...citycatred wrote:Are you sure you don't want to get any of that water in your eyes? I heard it gave you x-ray vision....Norris wrote:Jeff Pack wrote:Buy cheap drysuit... thats what I'd do...
and a cheap "face" suit. Also glue your mask to your face, so's to not get any leaks. Ugh to dive in a stagnant pond, full of pesticides, bacteria and whatever, not diluted by moving water. Maybe I'd do it for about 100.00 a ball.
**Pinch it, don't stick your finger through. You're just pinching a bigger hole.
CAPTNJACK - 2012**
CAPTNJACK - 2012**
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Re: Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
Norris wrote:hmmm getting X-Ray vision would be super neat though, only for the fact that finding Octopus and wolf eels would be easier...citycatred wrote:Are you sure you don't want to get any of that water in your eyes? I heard it gave you x-ray vision....Norris wrote:Jeff Pack wrote:Buy cheap drysuit... thats what I'd do...
and a cheap "face" suit. Also glue your mask to your face, so's to not get any leaks. Ugh to dive in a stagnant pond, full of pesticides, bacteria and whatever, not diluted by moving water. Maybe I'd do it for about 100.00 a ball.
hmmmm i think x-ray vision would be very nice....i guess it depends if looking at someone results in seeing their bones or just seeing other things....
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
Cynthia Heimel
Cynthia Heimel
Re: Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
I was thinking there were some equally good uses on dry land for that type of vision. I would have killed for it as a perverted kid…citycatred wrote:Norris wrote:hmmm getting X-Ray vision would be super neat though, only for the fact that finding Octopus and wolf eels would be easier...citycatred wrote:Are you sure you don't want to get any of that water in your eyes? I heard it gave you x-ray vision....Norris wrote:Jeff Pack wrote:Buy cheap drysuit... thats what I'd do...
and a cheap "face" suit. Also glue your mask to your face, so's to not get any leaks. Ugh to dive in a stagnant pond, full of pesticides, bacteria and whatever, not diluted by moving water. Maybe I'd do it for about 100.00 a ball.
hmmmm i think x-ray vision would be very nice....i guess it depends if looking at someone results in seeing their bones or just seeing other things....
Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
Citycatred is a perverted kid, that's why she said that.vs920 wrote:I was thinking there were some equally good uses on dry land for that type of vision. I would have killed for it as a perverted kid…citycatred wrote:Norris wrote:hmmm getting X-Ray vision would be super neat though, only for the fact that finding Octopus and wolf eels would be easier...citycatred wrote:Are you sure you don't want to get any of that water in your eyes? I heard it gave you x-ray vision....Norris wrote:Jeff Pack wrote:Buy cheap drysuit... thats what I'd do...
and a cheap "face" suit. Also glue your mask to your face, so's to not get any leaks. Ugh to dive in a stagnant pond, full of pesticides, bacteria and whatever, not diluted by moving water. Maybe I'd do it for about 100.00 a ball.
hmmmm i think x-ray vision would be very nice....i guess it depends if looking at someone results in seeing their bones or just seeing other things....
Re: Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
Holly crap, that’s quite the resume (profile) for a perverted 18 year old…spatman wrote:Citycatred is a perverted kid, that's why she said that.vs920 wrote:I was thinking there were some equally good uses on dry land for that type of vision. I would have killed for it as a perverted kid…citycatred wrote:Norris wrote:hmmm getting X-Ray vision would be super neat though, only for the fact that finding Octopus and wolf eels would be easier...citycatred wrote:Are you sure you don't want to get any of that water in your eyes? I heard it gave you x-ray vision....Norris wrote:Jeff Pack wrote:Buy cheap drysuit... thats what I'd do...
and a cheap "face" suit. Also glue your mask to your face, so's to not get any leaks. Ugh to dive in a stagnant pond, full of pesticides, bacteria and whatever, not diluted by moving water. Maybe I'd do it for about 100.00 a ball.
hmmmm i think x-ray vision would be very nice....i guess it depends if looking at someone results in seeing their bones or just seeing other things....
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Re: Looking for Golf Ball diver/s in Portland area..
>.< I have a resume?vs920 wrote:Holly crap, that’s quite the resume (profile) for a perverted 18 year old…spatman wrote:Citycatred is a perverted kid, that's why she said that.vs920 wrote:I was thinking there were some equally good uses on dry land for that type of vision. I would have killed for it as a perverted kid…citycatred wrote:Norris wrote:hmmm getting X-Ray vision would be super neat though, only for the fact that finding Octopus and wolf eels would be easier...citycatred wrote:Are you sure you don't want to get any of that water in your eyes? I heard it gave you x-ray vision....Norris wrote:Jeff Pack wrote:Buy cheap drysuit... thats what I'd do...
and a cheap "face" suit. Also glue your mask to your face, so's to not get any leaks. Ugh to dive in a stagnant pond, full of pesticides, bacteria and whatever, not diluted by moving water. Maybe I'd do it for about 100.00 a ball.
hmmmm i think x-ray vision would be very nice....i guess it depends if looking at someone results in seeing their bones or just seeing other things....
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
Cynthia Heimel
Cynthia Heimel