10 signs your dive buddy hates you.

Linedog · Post by **Linedog** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 1:38 pm

• He gives you the "wait there" sign and you're still on the boat.
• The Coast Guard seems very interested in that bag of "talcum powder"
your buddy loaned to you for your wetsuit.
• She "forgets" to close your dry suit zipper.
• When you give him the out of air sign, he passes you his snorkel.
• When you indicate you are low on air, he writes on his slate "I'll get you
some" and swims off.
• In an air sharing situation, you reach for your buddy's octopus and a note
taped to it reads "out of order".
• In your photos from the shark diving excursion, your buddy is the one
holding the "tastes like chicken" sign with an arrow pointing at you.
• He writes, "I hate you" on his dive slate.
• You give him the OK sign and he gives you the finger.
• He spits on your mask for you, but you haven't taken it off yet.

H20doctor · Post by **H20doctor** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:26 pm

He miss navigates at a dive site you have never done before, then looses you on purpose

coulterboy · Post by **coulterboy** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:30 pm

He just flat out turn off your air and shanks you with his 2 inch cutting tool cause you're a stroke.

mz53480 · Post by **mz53480** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:35 pm

*pukes in the reg before donating it to you for an OOA drill...

Don-B · Post by **Don-B** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:39 pm

Makes it back to the boat 1st and leaves without you.

dwashbur · Post by **dwashbur** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:22 pm

Laces your tank with nitrous oxide.

Dive Monkey · Post by **Dive Monkey** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:31 am

dwashbur wrote:Laces your tank with nitrous oxide.

This is a bad thing?

squid509 · Post by **squid509** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:40 am

Dive Monkey wrote:
dwashbur wrote:Laces your tank with nitrous oxide.
This is a bad thing?

maby

ljjames · Post by **ljjames** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:25 pm

Says "hey, i have a "new" shore dive site for us to go do!" When you pull into the parking lot at Richmond Beach state park on a 90 degree day, he tells you it's Boeing Creek Reef, and points over -----> "just a bit of a walk". When you waffle, he plays the "I thought you said you wanted to do 'new' dive sites?!" card on you...

true story, and that day I was SURE he hated me or at least I hated him after the first half hour of walking. I was sort of smart on the way back and saved enough gas to swim all the way back in 5' of water, which kept my regulator in my mouth long enough not say the things that came to mind.

H20doctor · Post by **H20doctor** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:51 pm

Drains your tank, takes the valve off, farts in it, and then fills it up.. Yummy

Nwbrewer · Post by **Nwbrewer** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:08 pm

H20doctor wrote:Drains your tank, takes the valve off, farts in it, and then fills it up.. Yummy

Did you let Pauli fill your tanks again?

dwashbur · Post by **dwashbur** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:59 pm

Dive Monkey wrote:
dwashbur wrote:Laces your tank with nitrous oxide.
This is a bad thing?

Depends on what you do with it! Stay on shore=not a bad thing. Go underwater with it=bad thing.

Jeff Pack · Post by **Jeff Pack** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:30 pm

When you go pick him up for a day of diving, and his wife smiles at you instead of him?

pogiguy05 · Post by **pogiguy05** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:03 pm

When you get mixed up in the two groups you are diving with and when you surface your NEW buddy says " I dont make a good dive buddy" then proceeds to descend and take off to do his own thing........true story when I was a newer diver at EUP.

bucknaked · Post by **bucknaked** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:14 pm

When you tell your buddy you are at 700psi at 70fsw during the navigation part of advanced open water at sundrock and he swims off to look at an octo on the trawler.yeah good times

ArcticDiver · Post by **ArcticDiver** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 11:08 pm

When you are visiting a new place and doing shore dives when you have done mainly boat dives with very few shore dives. The person who says: "Sure I'll dive with you.", watches with arms crossed while you get suited up and then swims off into the green gloom leaving you in the figurative dust. Then can't wait to get away from the dive site, again leaving you in the dust. Again a true story.

BASSMAN · Post by **BASSMAN** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 5:04 am

Tom Nic · Post by **Tom Nic** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 6:44 am

This is turning into an 'out your dive buddy' or a therapy thread.

We need a couch and a padded primal scream room.

bucknaked · Post by **bucknaked** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 8:36 am

Tom Nic wrote:This is turning into an 'out your dive buddy' or a therapy thread.

We need a couch and a padded primal scream room.

Its only outing your dive buddy if you still dive with them. I would suspect bassman has a story or ten

ljjames · Post by **ljjames** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:02 am

When your dive buddy drives off after the dive without checking if you need an unzip from your drysuit

fishb0y · Post by **fishb0y** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:13 am

Every time you attach your crotch strap, your buddy yells "looks like there's plenty of room there!"

ArcticDiver · Post by **ArcticDiver** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:01 pm

Tom Nic wrote:This is turning into an 'out your dive buddy' or a therapy thread.

We need a couch and a padded primal scream room.

Only an "Out" if names are named. Otherwise, let the guilty reflect

ArcticDiver · Post by **ArcticDiver** » Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:07 pm

Your buddy says: "See you on the bottom" and then drops a 5# weight on you.

Your buddy reverses your line markers.

Your buddy puts chum on your head during a shark feeding demo.

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