Redondo Sunday 12/28

[Sockmonkey]

Wrong. That would kill you. You probably use a black retractor too, eh? ](*,)

Umm why yes. Black retractors are compliant with all the tech diving acryonym soup religions.

Before we get too hijacked... did anyone else take photos yesterday?

-Eric

[spatman]

Sigh. Here we go again. OK, Spat. Let's do this thing. Here's how it works:


We go down to 100'. And we sit there. First guy to ascend is a girly- man. The non-girly man, aka, the manly-man, gets to keep the pink retractor.

Bring it!

i guess you're going to want to use your rebreather for this one, wuss boy?

[spatman]

But which split fin do you attach your Spare Air to?

the one with the pony bottle bracket on it. duh.

[Grateful Diver]

[spatman]

[scottsax]

Before we get too hijacked... did anyone else take photos yesterday?

-Eric

Too late, man...

[Sounder]

But which split fin do you attach your Spare Air to?

the one with the pony bottle bracket on it. duh.

You win! Your prize is an ass-less chocolate bunny!!

[spatman]

But which split fin do you attach your Spare Air to?

the one with the pony bottle bracket on it. duh.

You win! Your prize is an ass-less chocolate bunny!!

dude, i'd rather have the earless one. we all know that bunnies with asses are the best.

[Sheri]

I'd take either bunny, as long as its still chocolate....

Thanks to all for a great day of diving, as well all of your collective assistance in setting up the new bp/w.
Oh.. and for the scooter envy.

Joe, I'll try to find you the actual purchase price of a kidney. In my former life, I worked on a transplant unit, so there might be a chance there...

[Joshua Smith]

Sigh. Here we go again. OK, Spat. Let's do this thing. Here's how it works:


We go down to 100'. And we sit there. First guy to ascend is a girly- man. The non-girly man, aka, the manly-man, gets to keep the pink retractor.

Bring it!

i guess you're going to want to use your rebreather for this one, wuss boy?

Dude, you're just lucky it doesn't want to use you. Seriously. It keeps breaking out of my dive-locker and tearing up the neighbor's lawns....it knocked up a lesser CCR a few blocks away, last summer.....and it totalled my wife's car 2 weeks ago. It won't talk to me any more, it just grunts and shrugs while it's raiding the fridge....It listens to music that sounds like 3 racoons being fed into a blender, slowly, but with LOTS of bass...I think I saw a huge new tatoo on its lower back yesterday when it was getting out of the shower....When I ask it where it's been, it just flashes gang-signs at me...This thing is out of control, I'm telling you.....I need to go on the Jerry Springer Show with it, or something...."Help! My Out of Control Meg Is Running My Life!"

[Grateful Diver]

Dude, you're just lucky it doesn't want to use you. Seriously. It keeps breaking out of my dive-locker and tearing up the neighbor's lawns....it knocked up a lesser CCR a few blocks away, last summer.....and it totalled my wife's car 2 weeks ago. It won't talk to me any more, it just grunts and shrugs while it's raiding the fridge....It listens to music that sounds like 3 racoons being fed into a blender, slowly, but with LOTS of bass...I think I saw a huge new tatoo on its lower back yesterday when it was getting out of the shower....When I ask it where it's been, it just flashes gang-signs at me...This thing is out of control, I'm telling you.....I need to go on the Jerry Springer Show with it, or something...."Help! My Out of Control Meg Is Running My Life!"

I didn't realize you had a 16-year old son named Meg ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

[spatman]

Dude, you're just lucky it doesn't want to use you. Seriously. It keeps breaking out of my dive-locker and tearing up the neighbor's lawns....it knocked up a lesser CCR a few blocks away, last summer.....and it totalled my wife's car 2 weeks ago. It won't talk to me any more, it just grunts and shrugs while it's raiding the fridge....It listens to music that sounds like 3 racoons being fed into a blender, slowly, but with LOTS of bass...I think I saw a huge new tatoo on its lower back yesterday when it was getting out of the shower....When I ask it where it's been, it just flashes gang-signs at me...This thing is out of control, I'm telling you.....I need to go on the Jerry Springer Show with it, or something...."Help! My Out of Control Meg Is Running My Life!"

this is what happens when you coddle and baby your meg all through it's childhood. no boundaries or respect are established early, so that when you try to assert yourself when they're older they just rebel.

my singles rig may look like a lil wimpy hp119, but i raised it right. it gets nothing but straight A's at school, does the household chores (dishes, laundry and the lawn) and even volunteers on off weekends at a local homeless shelter. no back-talking, always polite and a healthy respect for all adults is what make me safe and secure at 100'. last thing i want is my rig to bail on me to go chase some hot piece of Tusa BCD or to start some beef with a rival rEvo.

good luck, my friend. i hope your meg straightens out before it ends up in prison, under the watchful eye of Pez.

[Jaksonbrown]

That'll end up costing me a few thousand dollars no doubt. Thanks a lot BRIAN!

Don't thank me....thank JEANNA!

Yeah sure, blame the wife......That story might work with Debbie, but NOT with ME BUDDY!!

Eh, what the hell. What am I worried about anyway, he won't buy a scooter............(thinking to myself)...."I wonder if NWSD has a layaway plan?....."


I am becoming a bit scooter curious myself lately....................... and the scooteratosis infected SOB is sending me DIVEXTRAS CAVE scooterin videos!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAaaaagggghhhhh!

What the??? Hey Pez,... Wasnt this you???? LMAO!!! ](*,)

<<<Samson, I hate to burst your bubble, or maybe it's envy talking but I've always referred to my friends with scooters as

"squeaky voiced, tip toe through the tulips, no kicking noodle leg wimpy little scooter invalids"


They all know why I won't touch one. >>>


Glad to hear your comin around to the dark side!

Cory-

[Pez7378]

BUSTED! Yep I said that.

But look,

"squeaky voiced, tip toe through the tulips, no kicking noodle leg wimpy little scooter invalids"

This describes Joe perfectly!

[Pez7378]

Good luck, my friend. I hope your meg straightens out before it ends up in prison, under the watchful eye of Pez.

**SIGH**


It's always the same 'ol story. Sad really, some of these kids never even had a chance.

[John Rawlings]

this is what happens when you coddle and baby your meg all through it's childhood. no boundaries or respect are established early, so that when you try to assert your self when they're older the just rebel......good luck, my friend. i hope your meg straightens out before it ends up in prison, under the watchful eye of Pez.

Actually, most young CCRs grow up to be fine outstanding breathing units. Unfortunately, when one suffers from long-term abuse and deviancy by its "Uncle Nailer" there is significant mental scarring and a young Meg is rarely, if ever, the same again.....