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That's all you get with a BS in Scuba.BDub wrote:The coalition for reason is extremely weak.Joshua Smith wrote:Hey, gas laws and calcs are all good. I'm a big fan. It's all the stuff in between the lines I was commenting on.
You got a leaky spark tube.BDub wrote:If I'm gonna back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion. And I had to justify it somehow, so... I'm a mechanic with a tire thing.Joshua Smith wrote:BDub wrote:The coalition for reason is extremely weak.Joshua Smith wrote:Hey, gas laws and calcs are all good. I'm a big fan. It's all the stuff in between the lines I was commenting on.
Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You've seen how the sausage gets made, come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.
There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It's like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.Joshua Smith wrote:You got a leaky spark tube.BDub wrote:If I'm gonna back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion. And I had to justify it somehow, so... I'm a mechanic with a tire thing.Joshua Smith wrote:BDub wrote:The coalition for reason is extremely weak.Joshua Smith wrote:Hey, gas laws and calcs are all good. I'm a big fan. It's all the stuff in between the lines I was commenting on.
Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You've seen how the sausage gets made, come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.
What!
So your car's totalled. Uh. You should probably wanna get a refund on that. Or my guy could do it he's great but uh, I can't do that for you. I work exclusively on motorcycles.
You wanna do this junior!? I didn't think so. Sorry. Just had a terribly long day at the mechanic store.BDub wrote:There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It's like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.Joshua Smith wrote:You got a leaky spark tube.BDub wrote:If I'm gonna back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion. And I had to justify it somehow, so... I'm a mechanic with a tire thing.Joshua Smith wrote:BDub wrote:The coalition for reason is extremely weak.Joshua Smith wrote:Hey, gas laws and calcs are all good. I'm a big fan. It's all the stuff in between the lines I was commenting on.
Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You've seen how the sausage gets made, come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.
What!
So your car's totalled. Uh. You should probably wanna get a refund on that. Or my guy could do it he's great but uh, I can't do that for you. I work exclusively on motorcycles.
Look it doesn't take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be, without the popes?Joshua Smith wrote:You wanna do this junior!? I didn't think so. Sorry. Just had a terribly long day at the mechanic store.BDub wrote:There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It's like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.Joshua Smith wrote:You got a leaky spark tube.BDub wrote:If I'm gonna back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion. And I had to justify it somehow, so... I'm a mechanic with a tire thing.Joshua Smith wrote:BDub wrote:The coalition for reason is extremely weak.Joshua Smith wrote:Hey, gas laws and calcs are all good. I'm a big fan. It's all the stuff in between the lines I was commenting on.
Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You've seen how the sausage gets made, come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.
What!
So your car's totalled. Uh. You should probably wanna get a refund on that. Or my guy could do it he's great but uh, I can't do that for you. I work exclusively on motorcycles.
Ok too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.BDub wrote:Look it doesn't take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be, without the popes?Joshua Smith wrote:You wanna do this junior!? I didn't think so. Sorry. Just had a terribly long day at the mechanic store.BDub wrote:There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It's like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.Joshua Smith wrote:You got a leaky spark tube.BDub wrote:If I'm gonna back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion. And I had to justify it somehow, so... I'm a mechanic with a tire thing.Joshua Smith wrote:BDub wrote:The coalition for reason is extremely weak.Joshua Smith wrote:Hey, gas laws and calcs are all good. I'm a big fan. It's all the stuff in between the lines I was commenting on.
Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You've seen how the sausage gets made, come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.
What!
So your car's totalled. Uh. You should probably wanna get a refund on that. Or my guy could do it he's great but uh, I can't do that for you. I work exclusively on motorcycles.
TWSS!Joshua Smith wrote:Ok too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.BDub wrote:Look it doesn't take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be, without the popes?Joshua Smith wrote:You wanna do this junior!? I didn't think so. Sorry. Just had a terribly long day at the mechanic store.BDub wrote:There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It's like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.Joshua Smith wrote:You got a leaky spark tube.BDub wrote:If I'm gonna back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion. And I had to justify it somehow, so... I'm a mechanic with a tire thing.Joshua Smith wrote:BDub wrote:The coalition for reason is extremely weak.Joshua Smith wrote:Hey, gas laws and calcs are all good. I'm a big fan. It's all the stuff in between the lines I was commenting on.
Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You've seen how the sausage gets made, come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.
What!
So your car's totalled. Uh. You should probably wanna get a refund on that. Or my guy could do it he's great but uh, I can't do that for you. I work exclusively on motorcycles.
I've been studying Josh for years and I've condensed what I've learned into this chart. [holds up pie chart] "How Josh Spends His Time." You can see we have "procrastinating," and "distracting others," and this tiny sliver here, is "critical thinking." I made it bigger. So that you could see it.Joshua Smith wrote:Ok too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.BDub wrote:Look it doesn't take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be, without the popes?Joshua Smith wrote:You wanna do this junior!? I didn't think so. Sorry. Just had a terribly long day at the mechanic store.BDub wrote:There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It's like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.Joshua Smith wrote:You got a leaky spark tube.BDub wrote:If I'm gonna back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion. And I had to justify it somehow, so... I'm a mechanic with a tire thing.Joshua Smith wrote:BDub wrote:The coalition for reason is extremely weak.Joshua Smith wrote:Hey, gas laws and calcs are all good. I'm a big fan. It's all the stuff in between the lines I was commenting on.
Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You've seen how the sausage gets made, come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.
What!
So your car's totalled. Uh. You should probably wanna get a refund on that. Or my guy could do it he's great but uh, I can't do that for you. I work exclusively on motorcycles.
BDub wrote:I've been studying Josh for years and I've condensed what I've learned into this chart. [holds up pie chart] "How Josh Spends His Time." You can see we have "procrastinating," and "distracting others," and this tiny sliver here, is "critical thinking." I made it bigger. So that you could see it.Joshua Smith wrote:Ok too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.BDub wrote:Look it doesn't take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be, without the popes?Joshua Smith wrote:You wanna do this junior!? I didn't think so. Sorry. Just had a terribly long day at the mechanic store.BDub wrote:There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It's like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.Joshua Smith wrote:You got a leaky spark tube.BDub wrote:If I'm gonna back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion. And I had to justify it somehow, so... I'm a mechanic with a tire thing.Joshua Smith wrote:BDub wrote:The coalition for reason is extremely weak.Joshua Smith wrote:Hey, gas laws and calcs are all good. I'm a big fan. It's all the stuff in between the lines I was commenting on.
Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You've seen how the sausage gets made, come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.
What!
So your car's totalled. Uh. You should probably wanna get a refund on that. Or my guy could do it he's great but uh, I can't do that for you. I work exclusively on motorcycles.
BDub wrote:I've been studying Josh for years and I've condensed what I've learned into this chart. [holds up pie chart] "How Josh Spends His Time." You can see we have "procrastinating," and "distracting others," and this tiny sliver here, is "critical thinking." I made it bigger. So that you could see it.Joshua Smith wrote:Ok too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.BDub wrote:Look it doesn't take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be, without the popes?Joshua Smith wrote:You wanna do this junior!? I didn't think so. Sorry. Just had a terribly long day at the mechanic store.BDub wrote:There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It's like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.Joshua Smith wrote:You got a leaky spark tube.BDub wrote:If I'm gonna back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion. And I had to justify it somehow, so... I'm a mechanic with a tire thing.Joshua Smith wrote:BDub wrote:The coalition for reason is extremely weak.Joshua Smith wrote:Hey, gas laws and calcs are all good. I'm a big fan. It's all the stuff in between the lines I was commenting on.
Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You've seen how the sausage gets made, come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.
What!
So your car's totalled. Uh. You should probably wanna get a refund on that. Or my guy could do it he's great but uh, I can't do that for you. I work exclusively on motorcycles.
It's raining and I'm bored out of my mind at work........ Thanks for that, Josh.Joshua Smith wrote:BDub wrote:I've been studying Josh for years and I've condensed what I've learned into this chart. [holds up pie chart] "How Josh Spends His Time." You can see we have "procrastinating," and "distracting others," and this tiny sliver here, is "critical thinking." I made it bigger. So that you could see it.Joshua Smith wrote:Ok too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.BDub wrote:Look it doesn't take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be, without the popes?Joshua Smith wrote:You wanna do this junior!? I didn't think so. Sorry. Just had a terribly long day at the mechanic store.BDub wrote:There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It's like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.Joshua Smith wrote:You got a leaky spark tube.BDub wrote:If I'm gonna back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion. And I had to justify it somehow, so... I'm a mechanic with a tire thing.Joshua Smith wrote:BDub wrote:The coalition for reason is extremely weak.Joshua Smith wrote:Hey, gas laws and calcs are all good. I'm a big fan. It's all the stuff in between the lines I was commenting on.
Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You've seen how the sausage gets made, come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.
What!
So your car's totalled. Uh. You should probably wanna get a refund on that. Or my guy could do it he's great but uh, I can't do that for you. I work exclusively on motorcycles.
This is not the first time rumours about me being gay have come up. Twice before actually. Just a weird coincidence. A little too weird. Almost makes you wonder if it's not a coincidence at all! Whoa! Which it is, of course. But it makes you wonder.
Let me give you a scenario. I'm at like a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. Tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent, I might give in a little bit just to see what it felt like. Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he's really aggressive?
In your experience, what should I be expecting, in terms of sensation. Or, emotions. Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me or for Dr. Shandri. My main concern is should I have a safe word?Joshua Smith wrote:BDub wrote:I've been studying Josh for years and I've condensed what I've learned into this chart. [holds up pie chart] "How Josh Spends His Time." You can see we have "procrastinating," and "distracting others," and this tiny sliver here, is "critical thinking." I made it bigger. So that you could see it.Joshua Smith wrote:Ok too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.BDub wrote:Look it doesn't take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be, without the popes?Joshua Smith wrote:You wanna do this junior!? I didn't think so. Sorry. Just had a terribly long day at the mechanic store.BDub wrote:There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It's like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.Joshua Smith wrote:You got a leaky spark tube.BDub wrote:If I'm gonna back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion. And I had to justify it somehow, so... I'm a mechanic with a tire thing.Joshua Smith wrote:BDub wrote:The coalition for reason is extremely weak.Joshua Smith wrote:Hey, gas laws and calcs are all good. I'm a big fan. It's all the stuff in between the lines I was commenting on.
Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You've seen how the sausage gets made, come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.
What!
So your car's totalled. Uh. You should probably wanna get a refund on that. Or my guy could do it he's great but uh, I can't do that for you. I work exclusively on motorcycles.
This is not the first time rumours about me being gay have come up. Twice before actually. Just a weird coincidence. A little too weird. Almost makes you wonder if it's not a coincidence at all! Whoa! Which it is, of course. But it makes you wonder.
Let me give you a scenario. I'm at like a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. Tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent, I might give in a little bit just to see what it felt like. Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he's really aggressive?
lamont wrote:can someone post a pic of the cutie?
I will have the spaghetti. With a side salad. If the salad is on top, I send it back.Mattleycrue76 wrote:BDub wrote:I've been studying Josh for years and I've condensed what I've learned into this chart. [holds up pie chart] "How Josh Spends His Time." You can see we have "procrastinating," and "distracting others," and this tiny sliver here, is "critical thinking." I made it bigger. So that you could see it.Joshua Smith wrote:Ok too many different words from coming at me from too many different sentences.BDub wrote:Look it doesn't take a genius to know that every organization thrives when it has two leaders. Go ahead, name a country that doesn't have two presidents. A boat that sets sail without two captains. Where would Catholicism be, without the popes?Joshua Smith wrote:You wanna do this junior!? I didn't think so. Sorry. Just had a terribly long day at the mechanic store.BDub wrote:There is nothing more insulting to a great salesman than having to listen to a bad salesman. It's like a great basketball player having to listen to a bad basketball player.Joshua Smith wrote:You got a leaky spark tube.BDub wrote:If I'm gonna back you up, I need a weapon without drawing suspicion. And I had to justify it somehow, so... I'm a mechanic with a tire thing.Joshua Smith wrote:BDub wrote:The coalition for reason is extremely weak.Joshua Smith wrote:Hey, gas laws and calcs are all good. I'm a big fan. It's all the stuff in between the lines I was commenting on.
Hi. Sorry. Crazy day. You've seen how the sausage gets made, come in the conference room and I will show you a finished sausage.
What!
So your car's totalled. Uh. You should probably wanna get a refund on that. Or my guy could do it he's great but uh, I can't do that for you. I work exclusively on motorcycles.
Not from the kitchen. Stop & Shop. If it's not Stop & Shop I send it back. Large. If it's a medium I send it back. If it's an extra-large I send it back.
HEY! Josh is the bestower of all things Brad Pitt!Jenbowes wrote:Whaaa?
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Imagine you saw this thread when there were just two posts - Dashrynn and Sounder. You then decide to see where the thread has gone, but instead of reading ALL of the posts, you jump to page 2, to see what Bdub (the last poster) has added. Having gone to his gas management seminar and having found it FABULOUS, you think "I wonder what wisdom has been bestowed upon us from the brilliant Brian?"
Apparently, Brad Pitt and salad?
And the dumbest "think" too much! :angry:BDub wrote:HEY! Josh is the bestower of all things Brad Pitt!Jenbowes wrote:Whaaa?
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Imagine you saw this thread when there were just two posts - Dashrynn and Sounder. You then decide to see where the thread has gone, but instead of reading ALL of the posts, you jump to page 2, to see what Bdub (the last poster) has added. Having gone to his gas management seminar and having found it FABULOUS, you think "I wonder what wisdom has been bestowed upon us from the brilliant Brian?"
Apparently, Brad Pitt and salad?
Anyway (to keep the spirit of the thread), Sometimes the smartest people don't think at all.
Wow.CaptnJack wrote:And the dumbest "think" too much! :angry:BDub wrote:HEY! Josh is the bestower of all things Brad Pitt!Jenbowes wrote:Whaaa?
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Imagine you saw this thread when there were just two posts - Dashrynn and Sounder. You then decide to see where the thread has gone, but instead of reading ALL of the posts, you jump to page 2, to see what Bdub (the last poster) has added. Having gone to his gas management seminar and having found it FABULOUS, you think "I wonder what wisdom has been bestowed upon us from the brilliant Brian?"
Apparently, Brad Pitt and salad?
Anyway (to keep the spirit of the thread), Sometimes the smartest people don't think at all.
Do you think so?Joshua Smith wrote:Thinking is highly overrated.
BTW, I'm not dumb, I'm just drawn that way.CaptnJack wrote:And the dumbest "think" too much! :angry:BDub wrote:HEY! Josh is the bestower of all things Brad Pitt!Jenbowes wrote:Whaaa?
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Imagine you saw this thread when there were just two posts - Dashrynn and Sounder. You then decide to see where the thread has gone, but instead of reading ALL of the posts, you jump to page 2, to see what Bdub (the last poster) has added. Having gone to his gas management seminar and having found it FABULOUS, you think "I wonder what wisdom has been bestowed upon us from the brilliant Brian?"
Apparently, Brad Pitt and salad?
Anyway (to keep the spirit of the thread), Sometimes the smartest people don't think at all.
I've always thought the same thingJoshua Smith wrote:Thinking is highly overrated.
lamont wrote:can someone post a pic of the cutie?
