Northwest Dive Club

Late to the Party, but this totally pisses me off. If you're all doing it so right, then you're implying that the rest of us are doing it so wrong?

Oh....wait....

I haven't been doing it at all...uh, nevermind...carry on.

I do it so right that I exit the bar using touch contact when I loose my beer goggles.

renoun wrote:I do it so right that I exit the bar using touch contact when I loose my beer goggles.

This is an epic fail unless you're maintaining touch contact with the buddy you entered with...in which case that may be another fail.

The last time I donated my long hose I got twins

Mongo wrote:The last time I donated my long hose I got twins

Aren't your twins five?

Dive Monkey wrote:

Mongo wrote:The last time I donated my long hose I got twins

Aren't your twins five?

Dive Monkey wrote:

Mongo wrote:The last time I donated my long hose I got twins

Aren't your twins five?

Crap - I dug a hole and then fell into it.

Nwbrewer wrote:

mz53480 wrote:

lamont wrote:

mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.

the entrance to my apartment has a grim reaper sign at the restriction on the stairs.
unless i can find a DIR buddy to go in my apartment with me, i have to camp out in the yard...

I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....

FAIL! SM is not DIR!

For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded.

It totally acceptable to sling the kids... Proper marking is the key!

Mongo wrote:

Dive Monkey wrote:

Mongo wrote:The last time I donated my long hose I got twins

Aren't your twins five?

Crap - I dug a hole and then fell into it.

Sorry dude, I couldn't help myself.

lol...gasp....out of cat situation....you guys are killing me. This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

oh and

I do it so right, I never turn left.

Late to the party...........

I do it so right I make a plan before I do it at all...............

I did it wrong, once!
And now I like it that way!

I do it so right that if it cant be said in complex hand signals and slate scribbles you cant have a conversation with me.

....that my kids have 50w salvo night lights in their rooms.
(they're not afraid of the dark now!)

mz53480 wrote:....that my kids have 50w salvo night lights in their rooms.
(they're not afraid of the dark now!)

Good one!

I do it so right, that I calculate my min gas and turn pressure every time I enter a building

EDIT: wow looks like I necroed this thread. These posts are hilarious though!

I do it so right... I keep a backup mask in the shower just in case things get dicey...

I have redundant C-Cards.