Where to wear a dive knife?

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Just a little aggressive there Joe.......... :occasion5:
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Fishstiq wrote:I worked on a response to all of this, and I'm at a loss for words. First, let me say thank you to all of you for your support and open-minded embracing of what you percieve to be occuring here. Now that I got the pleasantries out of the way...

Josh, I hope the hungry fleas of a thousand mange-ridden dogs infest your underwear drawer.

Penelope, once you get a she-pee, may you mistake your "delicate feminine adhesive" with Gorilla Glue.

Calvin, I wish you would be abducted by aliens and violated in unspeakable ways.

Jake, may your next dive light flood at depth causing you to be shocked by a massive electrical surge, leaving you looking like a hairless experiment in electrolosis gone horribly wrong.

Dave, I hope your camera floods just after getting that perfect 6 gill picture at the end of a string of 445 amazing pictures while visiting Puget Sound.

Scott, yes, you do owe us an amazing amount of beer, and when the waitress is pouring said beers, I hope the bartender spits in yours.

Loanwolf (apologies, I don't know your name), I hope your next bowel movement leaves you wondering when you ate thistles and broken glass.

Last but not least, Matt. Matt, I hate you. I hate everyone related to you. I hate everyone who looks like you. I believe you are a sub-human (looks human, smells like cabbage, lacks opposable thumbs) and I pray that your people bring their flying saucer by soon to pick you up and take you away, never to be seen or heard from again.

This club sucks.
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Fishstiq wrote:I worked on a response to all of this, and I'm at a loss for words. First, let me say thank you to all of you for your support and open-minded embracing of what you percieve to be occuring here. Now that I got the pleasantries out of the way...

Josh, I hope the hungry fleas of a thousand mange-ridden dogs infest your underwear drawer.

Penelope, once you get a she-pee, may you mistake your "delicate feminine adhesive" with Gorilla Glue.

Calvin, I wish you would be abducted by aliens and violated in unspeakable ways.

Jake, may your next dive light flood at depth causing you to be shocked by a massive electrical surge, leaving you looking like a hairless experiment in electrolosis gone horribly wrong.

Dave, I hope your camera floods just after getting that perfect 6 gill picture at the end of a string of 445 amazing pictures while visiting Puget Sound.

Scott, yes, you do owe us an amazing amount of beer, and when the waitress is pouring said beers, I hope the bartender spits in yours.

Loanwolf (apologies, I don't know your name), I hope your next bowel movement leaves you wondering when you ate thistles and broken glass.

Last but not least, Matt. Matt, I hate you. I hate everyone related to you. I hate everyone who looks like you. I believe you are a sub-human (looks human, smells like cabbage, lacks opposable thumbs) and I pray that your people bring their flying saucer by soon to pick you up and take you away, never to be seen or heard from again.

This club sucks.


Man, Joe- that was a stream of bile and hatred that I might not have been able to dream up without outside assistance.





Nice work.





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Fishstiq wrote:
Penelope, once you get a she-pee, may you mistake your "delicate feminine adhesive" with Gorilla Glue.
:laughing3:
My girly bits actually clenched a little when I read that.
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Lavandil, you must've posted while I was "composing", my apologies. After your next dental checkup, I hope your dentist informs you that your gums have athletes foot.

Josh, Thanks!!! That means something coming from you. :supz:

Penelope, now I hope it happens to you twice.
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Fishstiq wrote: Penelope, now I hope it happens to you twice.
Well, that would probably cut back on all the waxing I would need to do to wear it.....
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My girly bits are all clenched up in "sympathy clench" right now. I really love the way you all hate eachother; "with love."

It reminds me of my actual family.

Gonna crawl towards the bed now- but thank you all for the hatred, and mean-spirited mockery- it's like a warm, fuzzy blanket to this dysfunctional Irish guy from Albuquerque!



(Seriously- it's often the best part of my day! Keep up the good work!)


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Fishstiq wrote:I worked on a response to all of this, and I'm at a loss for words. First, let me say thank you to all of you for your support and open-minded embracing of what you percieve to be occuring here. Now that I got the pleasantries out of the way...

Josh, I hope the hungry fleas of a thousand mange-ridden dogs infest your underwear drawer.

Penelope, once you get a she-pee, may you mistake your "delicate feminine adhesive" with Gorilla Glue.

Calvin, I wish you would be abducted by aliens and violated in unspeakable ways.

Jake, may your next dive light flood at depth causing you to be shocked by a massive electrical surge, leaving you looking like a hairless experiment in electrolosis gone horribly wrong.

Dave, I hope your camera floods just after getting that perfect 6 gill picture at the end of a string of 445 amazing pictures while visiting Puget Sound.

Scott, yes, you do owe us an amazing amount of beer, and when the waitress is pouring said beers, I hope the bartender spits in yours.

Loanwolf (apologies, I don't know your name), I hope your next bowel movement leaves you wondering when you ate thistles and broken glass.

Last but not least, Matt. Matt, I hate you. I hate everyone related to you. I hate everyone who looks like you. I believe you are a sub-human (looks human, smells like cabbage, lacks opposable thumbs) and I pray that your people bring their flying saucer by soon to pick you up and take you away, never to be seen or heard from again.

This club sucks.

You know what we love about you Joe? It's that you're such a good sport about it.... :la: Let's go diving....
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Fishstiq wrote:I worked on a response to all of this, and I'm at a loss for words. First, let me say thank you to all of you for your support and open-minded embracing of what you percieve to be occuring here. Now that I got the pleasantries out of the way...

Josh, I hope the hungry fleas of a thousand mange-ridden dogs infest your underwear drawer.

Penelope, once you get a she-pee, may you mistake your "delicate feminine adhesive" with Gorilla Glue.

Calvin, I wish you would be abducted by aliens and violated in unspeakable ways.

Jake, may your next dive light flood at depth causing you to be shocked by a massive electrical surge, leaving you looking like a hairless experiment in electrolosis gone horribly wrong.

Dave, I hope your camera floods just after getting that perfect 6 gill picture at the end of a string of 445 amazing pictures while visiting Puget Sound.

Scott, yes, you do owe us an amazing amount of beer, and when the waitress is pouring said beers, I hope the bartender spits in yours.

Loanwolf (apologies, I don't know your name), I hope your next bowel movement leaves you wondering when you ate thistles and broken glass.

Last but not least, Matt. Matt, I hate you. I hate everyone related to you. I hate everyone who looks like you. I believe you are a sub-human (looks human, smells like cabbage, lacks opposable thumbs) and I pray that your people bring their flying saucer by soon to pick you up and take you away, never to be seen or heard from again.

This club sucks.
Did he make you sleep on the couch alone, Joe? That's rough - I understand your hostility. Don't worry, all lovers have their little issues.
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Fishstiq wrote:I worked on a response to all of this, and I'm at a loss for words. First, let me say thank you to all of you for your support and open-minded embracing of what you percieve to be occuring here. Now that I got the pleasantries out of the way...

Josh, I hope the hungry fleas of a thousand mange-ridden dogs infest your underwear drawer.

Penelope, once you get a she-pee, may you mistake your "delicate feminine adhesive" with Gorilla Glue.

Calvin, I wish you would be abducted by aliens and violated in unspeakable ways.

Jake, may your next dive light flood at depth causing you to be shocked by a massive electrical surge, leaving you looking like a hairless experiment in electrolosis gone horribly wrong.

Dave, I hope your camera floods just after getting that perfect 6 gill picture at the end of a string of 445 amazing pictures while visiting Puget Sound.

Scott, yes, you do owe us an amazing amount of beer, and when the waitress is pouring said beers, I hope the bartender spits in yours.

Loanwolf (apologies, I don't know your name), I hope your next bowel movement leaves you wondering when you ate thistles and broken glass.

Last but not least, Matt. Matt, I hate you. I hate everyone related to you. I hate everyone who looks like you. I believe you are a sub-human (looks human, smells like cabbage, lacks opposable thumbs) and I pray that your people bring their flying saucer by soon to pick you up and take you away, never to be seen or heard from again.

This club sucks.
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Right now I( only have a small Knife on the left side of my BC for Right Hand draw. If I had a larger one I'd consider on my leg but inside to avoid tangeling in kelp/ seaweed. I do like the idea of wrist mount for hunting too.
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like my bumper sticker says "my wife said if i don' quit diving she's going to divorce me. GOD i'm going miss her!" but congrats on said marriage though... :smt119
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Oh for CRYIN' OUT LOUD! Give it a rest already! Okay maybe this will help...............



Joe and I have called off the marriage! (That never was) Due to all the public attention we decided to just call it off. Besides that, I have decided that I prefer to be alone. And we cannot seem to agree on the proper procedure for a right post failure. It seems that Joe would rather think than follow the standard protocol, and as he wants to make up his own rules saying that he's a "thinking diver" and the standard procedure doesn't make sense to him. So it's over. And so is this thread.

Kalatin, it seems we have discovered where everyone keeps their knives........................planted firmly in the backs of their fellow dive club members! :smt027
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Whew! Wise choice - proper procedures for post failures is a touchy subject for most new brides (most don't understand that it happens from time to time), and if you can't come to an agreement on how to deal with that then it's best that you quit now.
Pez7378 wrote: Kalatin, it seems we have discovered where everyone keeps their knives........................planted firmly in the backs of their fellow dive club members! :smt027
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Darn! And I just dusted off my Diver's Bible in preparation for the ceremony!

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OMG -- Most of the hijacks on this board somewhat irritate me, as I have a linear mind and tend to stay on topic, but this one is just genius. The segues remind me of Monty Python routines.
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LCF wrote:OMG -- Most of the hijacks on this board somewhat irritate me, as I have a linear mind and tend to stay on topic, but this one is just genius. The segues remind me of Monty Python routines.
The general policy around here concerning thread hijacks is that, unless someone involved in the thread requests a cease fire, zee hijack, she weel go where she wishes. :smt065
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Nailer99 wrote:
LCF wrote:OMG -- Most of the hijacks on this board somewhat irritate me, as I have a linear mind and tend to stay on topic, but this one is just genius. The segues remind me of Monty Python routines.
The general policy around here concerning thread hijacks is that, unless someone involved in the thread requests a cease fire, zee hijack, she weel go where she wishes. :smt065
And zat if why wee love zis board! :supz:
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Nailer99 wrote:
LCF wrote:OMG -- Most of the hijacks on this board somewhat irritate me, as I have a linear mind and tend to stay on topic, but this one is just genius. The segues remind me of Monty Python routines.
The general policy around here concerning thread hijacks is that, unless someone involved in the thread requests a cease fire, zee hijack, she weel go where she wishes. :smt065
You mean all I had to do was call a "cease fire" and you all would have stopped picking on me and the skinny kid... :dontknow:








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Oh no Pez, Kalatin would have had to request a cease fire here, it's her thread....

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Nwbrewer wrote:Oh no Pez, Kalatin would have had to request a cease fire here, it's her thread....

You, as they say, are screwed. :violent1:
Yup. Sorry dude... you're screwed. Kate's cease-fire option, and she didn't call it. :dontknow:
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I was unaware of my somewhat mystical abilities to call a cease fire on this thread. I am willing to put the matter to a vote (or a bribe...). Good to know for future reference.
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Pez7378 wrote:NAILER, YOU SIR ARE A GREEN TRUCK DRIVIN, MEGALODON DIVIN, IRISH WHISKEY DRINKIN LIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIARLIAR. AND YOU DONT TELL THE TRUTH EITHER
Such harsh words- coming from a guy who has peed in a plastic milk jug while drinking warm beer in the back of my green van while I hauled his ass back from Port Hardy, no less. I thought we were like family..... :dontknow: :crybaby:

Actually, yeah. That does make you pretty much just exactly like my family.
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Nailer99 wrote:Such harsh words- coming from a guy who has peed in a plastic milk jug while drinking warm beer in the back of my green van while I hauled his ass back from Port Hardy, no less. I thought we were like family..... :dontknow: :crybaby:

Actually, yeah. That does make you pretty much just exactly like my family.
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Wow :smt119
This could take this thread in a whole new direction! where I have no Idea :dontknow:

All I can say is, this has been the most entertaining thread of all time.
=D>

A flood of emotions makeing me laugh until I cried! :laughing3: :crybaby:

Oh, and I wear my knife on the inside of my left calf when I wear it.
I would like to get one to put somewhere on my upper body.
Or I'll just copy Sounder someday. {as long as it's not some sort of multi Scuba unit purchase}
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