How many things can you find wrong in this article?

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How many things can you find wrong in this article?

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http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/13 ... BS-HORROR/

JORDAN has been warned her giant boobs could blow up or drown her on her Egyptian diving holiday.

The glamour babe is desperate to take the plunge in the Red Sea with dive-mad husband Alex Reid.

But she has been told her 32DD treasure chest could drag her beneath the waves as her silicone implants are heavier than water.

It only gets sillier.
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with this article! :angelblue:

Oh wait... there were words?



Edit: although the site did trip my virus/pishing filter
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Spatman? Anything to share regarding this article?

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Sockmonkey wrote:Spatman? Anything to share regarding this article?

-Eric
i thoroughly enjoyed it. thanks for posting.
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spatman wrote:
Sockmonkey wrote:Spatman? Anything to share regarding this article?

-Eric
i thoroughly enjoyed it. thanks for posting.
Nothing to add?

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Mattleycrue76 wrote:There's absolutely nothing wrong with this article! :angelblue: ....
Agreed. And I like her necklace. Nice color arrangement.
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mz53480 wrote:
Mattleycrue76 wrote:There's absolutely nothing wrong with this article! :angelblue: ....
Agreed. And I like her necklace. Nice color arrangement.
there's an article? I thought this was an adult website themed for the masses to ogle celebrities.
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I think they forgot to mention that when she starts to get chilly underwater.. her nipples will pose a very big problem for her buddies.... they may forget to check there SPG's.... not to mention the mistakes one could make in an OOA situation,.... some may find it hard to remember what exactly goes in there mouth?....
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I'd like to 'compensate with her bouyancies!'
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Doesn't that just mean she has the luxury of carrying less weight? And I'm gonna go ahead and guess a jacket BCD is not her best bet.

You motorboatin SOB.
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