With Christmas coming up on us at light speed, (seems like that with me) I want to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas. May you receive all the dive gear of your dreams. Have fun and safe holiday dives. Give your loved ones a extra big hug and tell them how much you love them.
And take a moment to reflect on what we are really celebrating, the birth of our Lord Jesus.
Merry, Merry Christmas.
Charles
Merry Christmas Everyone
I hope that everyone wakes up with scuba gear under thier 
trees... I know that I will wake up with a brand new KISS RB under my tree.. "I wish" Oh well, wishfull thinking anyway. -
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An American Christmas ... from The Barefoot Man
It was Christmas Eve, I was sipping eggnog, watchin' CNN
There on the screen was the ugliest face, he was called Bin Laden
I couldn't understand his Arabic words but he scared me half to death
So I took out my AK-47 and I started to tremble and sweat
As I looked outside my window pane, over by my neighbor's shed
There were three suspicious-looking characters with turbans on their head
Well I started to shiver so I sqeezed the trigger till I emptied out my gun
My neighbor yelled "WHAT THE HECK YOU DOIN', YOU JUST SHOT MY THREE WISE MEN!"
Oh no, I didn't mean to do it
Oh no, I guess I blew it
But lately I've been full of fear
Oh no, I have to admit it
Oh no, I overreacted
But I wish you a Merry, Merry Christmas
And a Peaceful New Year
Then off in the distance, way up in the sky, taking up my air space
I saw a bright red light, flashin' and a glowin, so into my house I raced
It was headed directly for my roof, I had to do something fast
So I took out my hand-held missile launcher, and I let her blast
Well I must have hit my target, that was comin' in from the Gulf
My neighbor shouted "WHAT THE HECK YOU DOIN', YOU JUST SHOT RUDOLPH!"
Oh no, I didn't mean to do it
Oh no, I guess I blew it
But lately I've been full of fear
Oh no, I have to admit it
Oh no, I overreacted
But I wish you a Merry, Merry Christmas
And a Peaceful New Year
Well I took a little valium for my nerves, and grilled a little venison
When I heard a noise from my living room so I reached for my shotgun
Coming down my chimney saw a long gray beard, I figured I was done
So I took aim, I felt no shame, it could be a Taliban
When the smoke cleared I looked for the beard, but then I had to pause
A little old elf jumped off the shelf and said "YOU SHOT SANTA CLAUS!"
Oh no, I didn't mean to do it
Oh no, I guess I blew it
But lately I've been full of fear
Oh no, I have to admit it
Oh no, I overreacted
But I wish you a Merry, Merry Christmas
And a Peaceful New Year
There on the screen was the ugliest face, he was called Bin Laden
I couldn't understand his Arabic words but he scared me half to death
So I took out my AK-47 and I started to tremble and sweat
As I looked outside my window pane, over by my neighbor's shed
There were three suspicious-looking characters with turbans on their head
Well I started to shiver so I sqeezed the trigger till I emptied out my gun
My neighbor yelled "WHAT THE HECK YOU DOIN', YOU JUST SHOT MY THREE WISE MEN!"
Oh no, I didn't mean to do it
Oh no, I guess I blew it
But lately I've been full of fear
Oh no, I have to admit it
Oh no, I overreacted
But I wish you a Merry, Merry Christmas
And a Peaceful New Year
Then off in the distance, way up in the sky, taking up my air space
I saw a bright red light, flashin' and a glowin, so into my house I raced
It was headed directly for my roof, I had to do something fast
So I took out my hand-held missile launcher, and I let her blast
Well I must have hit my target, that was comin' in from the Gulf
My neighbor shouted "WHAT THE HECK YOU DOIN', YOU JUST SHOT RUDOLPH!"
Oh no, I didn't mean to do it
Oh no, I guess I blew it
But lately I've been full of fear
Oh no, I have to admit it
Oh no, I overreacted
But I wish you a Merry, Merry Christmas
And a Peaceful New Year
Well I took a little valium for my nerves, and grilled a little venison
When I heard a noise from my living room so I reached for my shotgun
Coming down my chimney saw a long gray beard, I figured I was done
So I took aim, I felt no shame, it could be a Taliban
When the smoke cleared I looked for the beard, but then I had to pause
A little old elf jumped off the shelf and said "YOU SHOT SANTA CLAUS!"
Oh no, I didn't mean to do it
Oh no, I guess I blew it
But lately I've been full of fear
Oh no, I have to admit it
Oh no, I overreacted
But I wish you a Merry, Merry Christmas
And a Peaceful New Year
"You shot Santa Clause... YOU BASTARDS!" Sure he wasn't wearing a little orange hoodie? 
I hope everyone has a great weekend, and a Merry Christmas or Happy Hanukkah to you!
I was naughty and opened my new HID before Christmas
but I'll be good with the rest of them. 
I hope everyone has a great weekend, and a Merry Christmas or Happy Hanukkah to you!
I was naughty and opened my new HID before Christmas
but I'll be good with the rest of them. GUE Seattle - The official GUE Affiliate in the Northwest!
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Pinkpadigal
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I hope you all get the dive gear you want for Christmas. Remember, if Santa didn't bring you what you wanted, and now you are broke, you can apply for your income tax refund in about 40 days!
Happy holidays everyone. Be safe, healthy and I will see you all under the waves!
Happy holidays everyone. Be safe, healthy and I will see you all under the waves!
Amy Rhodes
PADI Master Instructor #183890
A-2-Z Scuba Instruction
http://www.a2zscuba.com
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PADI Master Instructor #183890
A-2-Z Scuba Instruction
http://www.a2zscuba.com
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Merry Christmas
I wish you all the best, I already know that I I 'm getting a trip to the San Juans. My wife couldn't wait to tell me what she got me.
I hopr to get out more in the coming months.
I hopr to get out more in the coming months.
Looking for dive buddies
Work is for the surface interval....
Work is for the surface interval....
