I do it so right...
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Late to the Party, but this totally pisses me off. If you're all doing it so right, then you're implying that the rest of us are doing it so wrong?
Oh....wait....
I haven't been doing it at all...uh, nevermind...carry on.
Oh....wait....
I haven't been doing it at all...uh, nevermind...carry on.
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I do it so right that I exit the bar using touch contact when I loose my beer goggles.
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"Mmmm....... Oreos!
They didn't look too good when I was spitting in my mask for dive #2!" - cardiver
"Mmmm....... Oreos!
They didn't look too good when I was spitting in my mask for dive #2!" - cardiver
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This is an epic fail unless you're maintaining touch contact with the buddy you entered with...in which case that may be another fail.renoun wrote:I do it so right that I exit the bar using touch contact when I loose my beer goggles.
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The last time I donated my long hose I got twins
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Aren't your twins five?Mongo wrote:The last time I donated my long hose I got twins
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Dive Monkey wrote:Aren't your twins five?Mongo wrote:The last time I donated my long hose I got twins
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Dive Monkey wrote:Aren't your twins five?Mongo wrote:The last time I donated my long hose I got twins
Crap - I dug a hole and then fell into it.
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It totally acceptable to sling the kids... Proper marking is the key!Nwbrewer wrote:FAIL! SM is not DIR!mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....lamont wrote:the entrance to my apartment has a grim reaper sign at the restriction on the stairs.mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
unless i can find a DIR buddy to go in my apartment with me, i have to camp out in the yard...
For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded.
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Sorry dude, I couldn't help myself.Mongo wrote:Dive Monkey wrote:Aren't your twins five?Mongo wrote:The last time I donated my long hose I got twins
Crap - I dug a hole and then fell into it.
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lol...gasp....out of cat situation....you guys are killing me. This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
oh and
I do it so right, I never turn left.
"I'll say something clever, soon as I get my foot out of my mouth."
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Late to the party...........
I do it so right I make a plan before I do it at all...............
I do it so right I make a plan before I do it at all...............
If I'm killed by the questions like a cancer,
Then I'll be buried in the silence of the answer.
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Life isn't like a box of chocolate's, life is like a box of chocolate and horse bisket's and no matter which one you get you have to keep on chewing...
Then I'll be buried in the silence of the answer.
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Life isn't like a box of chocolate's, life is like a box of chocolate and horse bisket's and no matter which one you get you have to keep on chewing...
Re: I do it so right...
I did it wrong, once!
And now I like it that way!
And now I like it that way!
Hi, my name is Keith, and I'm a Dive Addict!
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I do it so right that if it cant be said in complex hand signals and slate scribbles you cant have a conversation with me.
I do have opinions of my own,,,very strong opinions!,, I just don't allways agree with them.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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....that my kids have 50w salvo night lights in their rooms.
(they're not afraid of the dark now!)
(they're not afraid of the dark now!)
...I like going to the chamber.. They have great food there, and awsome live music "H20doctor"
Check out the VIDEOS!
Check out the VIDEOS!
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Good one!mz53480 wrote:....that my kids have 50w salvo night lights in their rooms.
(they're not afraid of the dark now!)
Hi, my name is Keith, and I'm a Dive Addict!
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I do it so right, that I calculate my min gas and turn pressure every time I enter a building
EDIT: wow looks like I necroed this thread. These posts are hilarious though!
EDIT: wow looks like I necroed this thread. These posts are hilarious though!
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I do it so right... I keep a backup mask in the shower just in case things get dicey...
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I have redundant C-Cards.
"Just to be clear, doing the Diamond Knot requires at the minimum double IPAs to be DIR." - MattleyCrue
"Mmmm....... Oreos!
They didn't look too good when I was spitting in my mask for dive #2!" - cardiver
"Mmmm....... Oreos!
They didn't look too good when I was spitting in my mask for dive #2!" - cardiver