I do it so right...
- Mattleycrue76
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I do it so right...
Yesterday Joe April and I drove to flagpole to meet up with some other peeps for a dive. By time we got back near Kingston we were looking at a two hour ferry wait time.
Out of boredom we started a game called I do it so right. It goes like this:
One person says "I do it right"
The other person says "how right do you do it"
Then the first person answers I do it so right that "............"
Kind of like a knock knock joke.
Anyway here were some of the ones we came up with:
"I do it so right that when I take a bath I don't touch the bottom of the tub"
"I do it so right I floss with cave line"
"I do it so right that my BBQ has dual propane tanks with an isolator manifold and I perform a valve drill before grilling"
You get the idea.
Anyway, how right do you do it?
Dislaimer: This topic is meant in good fun in case it isn't obvious
Out of boredom we started a game called I do it so right. It goes like this:
One person says "I do it right"
The other person says "how right do you do it"
Then the first person answers I do it so right that "............"
Kind of like a knock knock joke.
Anyway here were some of the ones we came up with:
"I do it so right that when I take a bath I don't touch the bottom of the tub"
"I do it so right I floss with cave line"
"I do it so right that my BBQ has dual propane tanks with an isolator manifold and I perform a valve drill before grilling"
You get the idea.
Anyway, how right do you do it?
Dislaimer: This topic is meant in good fun in case it isn't obvious
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I do it so right, that my entire wardrobe is black.
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I do it so right my catheters are ribbed.
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i do it so right that i have redundant cats.
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I do it so right I don't even need to post on an internet forum about it.
Wait....
-Eric
Wait....
-Eric
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I've got you beat, kat. I have identical redundant cats, and they're both black.
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do you donate the cat you are petting if your buddy gets into an out of cat situation and go to your necklaced cat?LCF wrote:I've got you beat, kat. I have identical redundant cats, and they're both black.
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I do it so right I've been on the receiving end of the primary cat during an unannounced OOC drill.lamont wrote:do you donate the cat you are petting if your buddy gets into an out of cat situation and go to your necklaced cat?LCF wrote:I've got you beat, kat. I have identical redundant cats, and they're both black.
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Depends on which one you go to! 3 feline team!lamont wrote:do you donate the cat you are petting if your buddy gets into an out of cat situation and go to your necklaced cat?
Ah, catnip, the feline helium
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Aaaak!! "Triangle of Love!!" RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!BDub wrote:Depends on which one you go to! 3 feline team!lamont wrote:do you donate the cat you are petting if your buddy gets into an out of cat situation and go to your necklaced cat?
Ah, catnip, the feline helium
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I do it so right that I use trimix when I take the elevator down from the top floor of any building higher than 100ft.....
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I do it so right that I punch the button for the floor half way to the ground and the bottom three floors to make stops on "rec." elevator trips.mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I use trimix when I take the elevator down from the top floor of any building higher than 100ft.....
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I went to my necklaced cat once... bad idea... 27 hours and 634 stitches later I was never the same...lamont wrote:... go to your necklaced cat?LCF wrote:I've got you beat, kat. I have identical redundant cats, and they're both black.
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You must have had Pepper on the necklace. Never necklace the hyper cat.
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I do it so right that my standard beer is 32% ...
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Ahh . . . that could explain the early bedtimeI do it so right that my standard beer is 32% ...
I do it so right that I use an HID light in the shower. (This is actually literally true, but it WAS during a power outage . . . )
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I do it so right that at sea level I'm actually doing a 5ft stop. Then I do a controlled 40 minute ascent and surface in Snoqualmie.
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I do it so right that I refuse to dive with you unless you do it as right as I do.
-Eric
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Oh, Eric, I thought we were ALL like that? Rumor has it, anyway . . .
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I do it so right, that my car has flashlights hanging off the side mirrors as backup.
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I do it so right that I wrist mount my cell phone.
...I like going to the chamber.. They have great food there, and awsome live music "H20doctor"
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I do it so right that I spend hours analyzing what went wrong during an S-drill at cove2.
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I do it so right that instead of a cell phone I use light signals because coms are for strokes.mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I wrist mount my cell phone.
(nobody returns my calls)
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I do it so right that when I answer my office phone I automatically wrap the cord across my chest and behind my head before putting the phone to my ear ... and then I tuck the excess phone cord under my belt ...
... Bob (Grateful Diver)
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