Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:35 pm
I do it so right that my shoelaces are springstrap....
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Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:38 pm
I do it so right, that I use a long hose to slurp my skinny, grande, extra carmel frapacino iced coffee.
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:46 pm
HAHAHA! Damnit!!!!.... I spewed coffee all over my computer at work!!!...... I just know that's gonna jack up my day!!!!...spatman wrote:i do it so right that i exhale 32% and fart helium.
frickin funny!!!!!
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:36 pm
I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:40 pm
Some of these are REALLY funny . . . I have a great mental image of Bob wrapped up in his phone cord 
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:28 pm
I do it so right I'd probably die if I did it your way.
-Eric
-Eric
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:51 pm
I do it so right, I KNOW he'd die if he did it your way.Sockmonkey wrote:I do it so right I'd probably die if I did it your way.
-Eric
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:37 pm
that is funny shizzle..mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
I do it so right i have cave cookies show me where my car is parked at the office on the 6th floor of the parking garage
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:32 am
Now that one's useful ... next time I park in one of those big shopping mall lots, I'm running a reel ...H20doctor wrote:that is funny shizzle..mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
I do it so right i have cave cookies show me where my car is parked at the office on the 6th floor of the parking garage
... Bob (Grateful Diver)
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:59 am
the entrance to my apartment has a grim reaper sign at the restriction on the stairs.mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
unless i can find a DIR buddy to go in my apartment with me, i have to camp out in the yard...
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:30 am
I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....lamont wrote:the entrance to my apartment has a grim reaper sign at the restriction on the stairs.mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
unless i can find a DIR buddy to go in my apartment with me, i have to camp out in the yard...
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:00 am
FAIL! SM is not DIR!mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....lamont wrote:the entrance to my apartment has a grim reaper sign at the restriction on the stairs.mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I tie off and run a line when entering my house.
unless i can find a DIR buddy to go in my apartment with me, i have to camp out in the yard...
For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded.
Re: I douche it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:08 am
I do it so right that I fly my manifolded CCR manually and sling all my O2 offboard.
-Eric
-Eric
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:08 am
though you could clip them both off to your left chest d-ring.Nwbrewer wrote:For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded.
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:10 am
i do it so right that i piss off everyone else on the internet.
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:26 am
I suppose, unless you have more than 2, in which case a child leash is mandatory equipment.spatman wrote:though you could clip them both off to your left chest d-ring.Nwbrewer wrote:For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded.
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:35 am
I do it so right that I bring a small bottle of pure nitrogen and "take hits" off of it at depth, just for a buzz.
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:47 am
That is SO wrong.Tangfish wrote:I do it so right that I bring a small bottle of pure nitrogen and "take hits" off of it at depth, just for a buzz.
I do it so right that GI3 thinks I should calm down.
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:50 am
I do it so right I brought back the blue banana hammock.spatman wrote:i do it so right that i piss off everyone else on the internet.
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:50 am
This thread is even better than youreastroke on twitter...
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:11 am
*Ahem*Nwbrewer wrote:FAIL! SM is not DIR!mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....
For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded.
http://scubaadventures.eu/index.php/doi ... rge-irvine
DIR Sidemount by George Irvine
"There is no big trick to DIR sidemount...."
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:16 am
Sounder wrote:I do it so right I brought back the blue banana hammock.
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:18 am
Gahh!!! Eye bleach!!!
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:36 am
My apologies. Sidemount the children as needed, just make sure and do it in the normal stage configuration.mz53480 wrote:*Ahem*Nwbrewer wrote:FAIL! SM is not DIR!mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....
For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded.
http://scubaadventures.eu/index.php/doi ... rge-irvine
DIR Sidemount by George Irvine
"There is no big trick to DIR sidemount...."
Re: I do it so right...
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:05 am
And, for God's sake, if your dive buddy has children, ensure s/he sidemounts his/her kids in the exact same way you do. Safety first!Nwbrewer wrote:My apologies. Sidemount the children as needed, just make sure and do it in the normal stage configuration.mz53480 wrote:*Ahem*Nwbrewer wrote:FAIL! SM is not DIR!mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I sidemount my kids when I bring them into the house.....
For proper DIR mounting of children they should be back mounted and manifolded.
http://scubaadventures.eu/index.php/doi ... rge-irvine
DIR Sidemount by George Irvine
"There is no big trick to DIR sidemount...."