Northwest Dive Club

Yesterday Joe April and I drove to flagpole to meet up with some other peeps for a dive. By time we got back near Kingston we were looking at a two hour ferry wait time.

Out of boredom we started a game called I do it so right. It goes like this:

One person says "I do it right"

The other person says "how right do you do it"

Then the first person answers I do it so right that "............"

Kind of like a knock knock joke.


Anyway here were some of the ones we came up with:

"I do it so right that when I take a bath I don't touch the bottom of the tub"

"I do it so right I floss with cave line"

"I do it so right that my BBQ has dual propane tanks with an isolator manifold and I perform a valve drill before grilling"

You get the idea.

Anyway, how right do you do it?

Dislaimer: This topic is meant in good fun in case it isn't obvious

i do it so right that i exhale 32% and fart helium.

I do it so right, that my entire wardrobe is black.

I do it so right my catheters are ribbed.

i do it so right that i have redundant cats.

I do it so right I don't even need to post on an internet forum about it.

Wait....

-Eric

I've got you beat, kat. I have identical redundant cats, and they're both black.

LCF wrote:I've got you beat, kat. I have identical redundant cats, and they're both black.

do you donate the cat you are petting if your buddy gets into an out of cat situation and go to your necklaced cat?

lamont wrote:

LCF wrote:I've got you beat, kat. I have identical redundant cats, and they're both black.

do you donate the cat you are petting if your buddy gets into an out of cat situation and go to your necklaced cat?

I do it so right I've been on the receiving end of the primary cat during an unannounced OOC drill.

lamont wrote:do you donate the cat you are petting if your buddy gets into an out of cat situation and go to your necklaced cat?

Depends on which one you go to! 3 feline team!

Ah, catnip, the feline helium

BDub wrote:

lamont wrote:do you donate the cat you are petting if your buddy gets into an out of cat situation and go to your necklaced cat?

Depends on which one you go to! 3 feline team!

Ah, catnip, the feline helium

Aaaak!! "Triangle of Love!!" RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

I do it so right that I use trimix when I take the elevator down from the top floor of any building higher than 100ft.....

mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I use trimix when I take the elevator down from the top floor of any building higher than 100ft.....

I do it so right that I punch the button for the floor half way to the ground and the bottom three floors to make stops on "rec." elevator trips.

lamont wrote:

LCF wrote:I've got you beat, kat. I have identical redundant cats, and they're both black.

... go to your necklaced cat?

I went to my necklaced cat once... bad idea... 27 hours and 634 stitches later I was never the same...

You must have had Pepper on the necklace. Never necklace the hyper cat.

I do it so right that my standard beer is 32% ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)

I do it so right that my standard beer is 32% ...

Ahh . . . that could explain the early bedtime

I do it so right that I use an HID light in the shower. (This is actually literally true, but it WAS during a power outage . . . )

I do it so right that at sea level I'm actually doing a 5ft stop. Then I do a controlled 40 minute ascent and surface in Snoqualmie.

I do it so right that I refuse to dive with you unless you do it as right as I do.

-Eric

Oh, Eric, I thought we were ALL like that? Rumor has it, anyway . . .

I do it so right, that my car has flashlights hanging off the side mirrors as backup.

I do it so right that I wrist mount my cell phone.

I do it so right that I spend hours analyzing what went wrong during an S-drill at cove2.

-Eric

mz53480 wrote:I do it so right that I wrist mount my cell phone.

I do it so right that instead of a cell phone I use light signals because coms are for strokes.
(nobody returns my calls)

I do it so right that when I answer my office phone I automatically wrap the cord across my chest and behind my head before putting the phone to my ear ... and then I tuck the excess phone cord under my belt ...

... Bob (Grateful Diver)