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Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:29 pm
by H20doctor
I Thought the tech forum didn't get Hijacked.. Lol.. Ive worked for bill gates, and I signed a piece of paper stating I'm not supposed to talk about it, or disclose where he lives, and what the inside if his house looks like.. But I don't care, I talk about it all the time, and what its like to b in his house, and the pool he has.. So I dont buy all this secret diving military stuff, or ufo cover up.. I'm sure google can tell us what and how
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:36 pm
by mz53480
Joshua Smith wrote:... Anyone ...have a good argument for keeping it open?
I'm interested in this thread in much the same way that a fly is drawn to a bug-zapper.
(Does that qualify?)
*edit: Josh, I was really expecting to see the 'aspic mold' recipe make an appearance.
*sigh*
guess it'll have to wait...
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:49 pm
by KneeDeep
citycatred wrote:
awwww but I need some entertainment during my breaks at work
+1
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:56 pm
by Linedog
On another forum I go to, threads get locked so fast and often that there is a game played called IBTL. In Before The Lock!
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:40 pm
by lamont
cofford wrote:I'd like to see a tank explode.
mythbusters already did it.
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:10 pm
by Grateful Diver
kdupreez wrote:I LIKE TURTLES!
Well if ya like 'em that much I got a pair I'll sell ya ... I haven't used 'em since I got the F1's ...
... Bob (Grateful Diver)
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:44 pm
by Joshua Smith
The basic aspic is 1 tblsp unflavored gelatin, 1/4 cup cold water, 1 1/2 cups hot seasoned stock.
Soften the gelatin in some cold water. Dissolve in the hot stock. Add the mixtures (see below) when gelatin begins to thicken. Pour into the mold (bundt would work) and chill until firm.
Sliced Veal in Aspic:
Use highly seasoned veal stock, 1/2 cup cooked peas, hard boiled eggs (not sure how many) and slices of veal.
Tongue Mousse:
Use beef stock and 1 1/2 tblsp unflavored gelatin.. Add 1 cup mayo, 1 tsp dry mustard, 1/2 tsp salt. 2 tblsp of minced onion, 2 tblsp green pepper and 2 tblsp parsley. Add 2 cups of ground tongue.
Divers Down- Use Diver pancreas and 1 1/2 tblsp lime gelatin. Add 1 cup ranch dressing, 1 tsp talcum powder, and 2 tsp neoprene. Add the bile and hatred of 3 internet dive sites, agitate with the juices of 2 sock puppets, and add the flames of 3 cyberdivers, and serve on a brightly colored splitfin.
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:46 pm
by mz53480
Joshua Smith wrote:The basic aspic is...
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 12:58 am
by renoun
cofford wrote:I'd like to see a tank explode.
[sarcasm]Gee, if you had only said so earlier we wouldn't have had a thread to hijack.[/sarcasm]
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Happy now?
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:52 am
by lamont
i keep seeing divers at divesites with their masks on their foreheads. are they in need of rescue? should i help???
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:00 am
by Norris
lamont wrote:i keep seeing divers at divesites with their masks on their foreheads. are they in need of rescue? should i help???
Regardless of whether they look it or not, when I see that I tackle them and give them mouth to mouth...So far I am at 0% fatalities.
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:20 pm
by ljjames
LOL!
Norris wrote:lamont wrote:i keep seeing divers at divesites with their masks on their foreheads. are they in need of rescue? should i help???
Regardless of whether they look it or not, when I see that I tackle them and give them mouth to mouth...So far I am at 0% fatalities.
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:48 pm
by H20doctor
Movie by kyle.. Yeah I get it kyle
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:21 pm
by Joshua Smith
Norris wrote:lamont wrote:i keep seeing divers at divesites with their masks on their foreheads. are they in need of rescue? should i help???
Regardless of whether they look it or not, when I see that I tackle them and give them mouth to mouth...So far I am at 0% fatalities.
Having witnessed this twice, I now hold my mask in my right hand until I'm ready to dive, when I put it on my face with a startling quickness. And at the end of the dive, I take my mask off in one brisk motion, and hold it in my right hand. At no time does the mask sit motionless on my forehead. It's like a blur of motion up there.
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:31 pm
by Norris
Joshua Smith wrote:Norris wrote:lamont wrote:i keep seeing divers at divesites with their masks on their foreheads. are they in need of rescue? should i help???
Regardless of whether they look it or not, when I see that I tackle them and give them mouth to mouth...So far I am at 0% fatalities.
Having witnessed this twice, I now hold my mask in my right hand until I'm ready to dive, when I put it on my face with a startling quickness. And at the end of the dive, I take my mask off in one brisk motion, and hold it in my right hand. At no time does the mask sit motionless on my forehead. It's like a blur of motion up there.
Good for you Josh cause I am always keeping an eye on you. Not on MY watch sir, not on my watch.
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:35 pm
by fishb0y
Mike Nelson wears his mask on his forehead. End of discussion.
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:48 pm
by Joshua Smith
fishb0y wrote:Mike Nelson wears his mask on his forehead. End of discussion.
Mike Nelson never met Norris.
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:05 pm
by Linedog
Maybe Norris met Mike Nelson.
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:12 pm
by spatman
Most people don't know that Norris' first name is really Chuck.
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:18 pm
by Joshua Smith
spatman wrote:Most people don't know that Norris' first name is really Chuck.
That would explain a lot of things.
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:34 pm
by Norris
My cowboy boots are made outta real cowboys...wanna get to know me better? Just wear your mask on your forehead.
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Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:48 pm
by CaptnJack
Can I request someone other than Norris tackle me and give me mouth to mouth? I don't care about the fatality rate, I just want to go out with a smile yanno?
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 8:51 pm
by spatman
CaptnJack wrote:Can I request someone other than Norris tackle me and give me mouth to mouth? I don't care about the fatality rate, I just want to go out with a smile yanno?
So you'd prefer Josh did it?
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:01 pm
by CaptnJack
spatman wrote:CaptnJack wrote:Can I request someone other than Norris tackle me and give me mouth to mouth? I don't care about the fatality rate, I just want to go out with a smile yanno?
So you'd prefer Josh did it?
Nah he's got mold
Re: Moving Into Tech Diving
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:09 pm
by kdupreez
CaptnJack wrote:Can I request someone other than Norris tackle me and give me mouth to mouth? I don't care about the fatality rate, I just want to go out with a smile yanno?
When we dive again..alone.. on your boat... put your mask on your forehead.. i dare you :luv: