Calling women divers!

Jenbowes · Post by **Jenbowes** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:15 pm

A few of us women divers are going to do a group dive next month - you know... "Floatin' with the Fems", "Babe Bubblers", "Wheelin' with the Women"!

The alliteration is a bit much, perhaps, but none-the-less...

If you're interested, shoot me a PM and I'll send you the skinny!

MrsDiverBob · Post by **MrsDiverBob** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:09 pm

Done!!

sungurl · Post by **sungurl** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:01 pm

Thankies

Waynne Fowler · Post by **Waynne Fowler** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:35 pm

Daaang! I wanna go! Aint that rather discriminatory ta make it a chic dive?..... Sorta sexist?
Ima retaliate Jen.... Me an Matt is gonna dive an no girls.... Put that in yo pipe!

LCF · Post by **LCF** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:41 pm

Waynne, if you can hold an intelligent and informative discussion on waterproof mascara, we might consider letting you in . . .

Gooch · Post by **Gooch** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:41 pm

Yeah---it's like a Lilith Faire of diving. Girl Power!! Still- I can see how it's a good thing and applaud that

CaptnJack · Post by **CaptnJack** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:54 pm

LCF wrote:Waynne, if you can hold an intelligent and informative discussion on waterproof mascara, we might consider letting you in . . .

Would She-Ps count?

kat · Post by **kat** » Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:13 pm

LCF wrote:Waynne, if you can hold an intelligent and informative discussion on waterproof mascara, we might consider letting you in . . .

can i still play? all i know about mascara is that it goes on the eyelashes. my eyelashes started out waterproof, so i am pretty sure i am already set.

Waynne Fowler · Post by **Waynne Fowler** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:42 am

Well I;ve discovered over the years that there really only one GREAT waterproof mascara and thats 'Maballine's Illegal Lengths Waterproof Mascara' all the others I've tried never hold up here in the harsh PNW... I've found others that work in the tropics and really can add a bit more 'pizazz' to my lashes when I'm sporting around a tropical dive site... however, I have noticed that people tend to not notice my luscious lashes when I'm on vacation???? Perhaps there distracted by my sports bra and banana hammock? I gotta confess... I do look pretty good.

Jenbowes · Post by **Jenbowes** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 12:40 pm

Waynne Fowler wrote:Well I;ve discovered over the years that there really only one GREAT waterproof mascara and thats 'Maballine's Illegal Lengths Waterproof Mascara' all the others I've tried never hold up here in the harsh PNW... I've found others that work in the tropics and really can add a bit more 'pizazz' to my lashes when I'm sporting around a tropical dive site... however, I have noticed that people tend to not notice my luscious lashes when I'm on vacation???? Perhaps there distracted by my sports bra and banana hammock? I gotta confess... I do look pretty good.

Oh dear- what started as a mental picture of you in a sports bra and banana hammock has morphed into you in a coconut bra and grass skirt.

My EYES!!

LCF · Post by **LCF** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 5:30 pm

You mean like this?

Jenbowes · Post by **Jenbowes** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 6:27 pm

LCF wrote: You mean like this?

Exactly like that, but ... what's the one guy doing with the long pole? Do I want to know, or should I just walk away....walk away ...

kat · Post by **kat** » Sat Oct 24, 2009 6:30 pm

i recognize that maneuver from the highland games. the infamous skirtus underus peekus.

Bric Martin · Post by **Bric Martin** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:51 am

kat wrote:i recognize that maneuver from the highland games. the infamous skirtus underus peekus.

That looks like "the old bang stick manuever."

defied · Post by **defied** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:57 am

Best thread evar.

D(B)

Mattleycrue76 · Post by **Mattleycrue76** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:03 am

If you girls need insight into the secret of skinny legs I'm sure you could hire Joe as a guest speaker

mz53480 · Post by **mz53480** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:52 pm

Jenbowes wrote:... what's the one guy doing with the long pole?...

I believe he may be looking for the elusive Pacific Northwest capybara.
Oh, wait. JenB may have found it already. It's in her avitar?
But really, PNW capybaras (in their native habitats) actually look more like this:

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Winter · Post by **Winter** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:29 pm

Ok. Today was quite a pisser. If I get blown off one more time for a dive I'm quitting! But yall put a little smile on my face and thanks for the laugh. What about a segregated club dive? Girls on one side, boys on the other. No crossing the invisible line.

Jenbowes · Post by **Jenbowes** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:12 pm

Winter wrote:Ok. Today was quite a pisser. If I get blown off one more time for a dive I'm quitting! But yall put a little smile on my face and thanks for the laugh. What about a segregated club dive? Girls on one side, boys on the other. No crossing the invisible line.

Awww. But I like the boys. Besides, it would just deteriorate into boys chase girls, and hair pulling.

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