Baby in the Water...

[rjw]

Hi Jen-Welcome!!

I can't wait for the day when you see yourself in the videos during wreck porn night! :roll:

HUH? Paul showed me some videos ......oops you said wreck porn. My bad

Rob.....dude....we were all sworn to secrecy on that.

[25%Blonde]

Welcome! I'm a relative newbie, too, and also brought to it by "the boyfriend" avenue. I anticipate that you'll enjoy the banter and the diving with the NWDC crowd - everyone here has been awesome!


... so far ...

Thanks Jen...nice to meet another Jen!
you and i got our cert the same month...me a week later on my birthday weekend...but you have me by quite a few dives...i need my own dry suit that's for sure.
and yes i will enjoy the banter...just like at home :biggrin: they all are fun to hang with!
Jen

[25%Blonde]

Oh yeah, welcome to NWDC Jen!

thanks for the welcome...do you always take a beating like that?

[25%Blonde]

Welcome Jen!!

You're not alone - both Norris and Scottsax started diving after their boyfriends got them interested in it.

thanks...
and *ouch*

[25%Blonde]

Hi Jen-Welcome!!

I can't wait for the day when you see yourself in the videos during wreck porn night! :roll:

yeah, i know. *wreck* porn night will be DOUBLE THE FUN with me starring in my very own video. but Rob already ruined the surprise!
Jen

[25%Blonde]

Welcome, Jen! Can you get bigsky to stop sniffing my undergarment before the dive? It's really starting to creep me out, the way he moans while his eyes roll back in his head......

dude...you guys seem to think i can control the monster, it's just not happenin'! sorry...he'll still sniff your undergarments and do other gross things that i know you have experienced from him. but that's just a sign of his love for ya! you just have to find something that you can do that creeps HIM out. i can give ya a few pointers the next time i see ya!
thanks for the welcome!
jen

[25%Blonde]

welcome jen, cant wait till we hit muk together. is paul still making you dive that lp120?

thanks man!
paul doesn't MAKE me do anything...i'm the boss here. he gives me options. i've dove almost everything he has except the meg and the doubles. *hee hee*
how's the floaty? i miss him. hey...that reminds me...where's my wine???? dude, you owe me....BIG!
muk it is...see ya there! goin' tonight. fun fun.
jen

[25%Blonde]

do you have any suggestions on how i can keep him *eh-hmm* manageable?

Yeah: or or

okay...the whip MIGHT work! i don't know...paul doesn't respond to pain very well. got anything else?

[Joshua Smith]

...paul doesn't respond to pain very well. got anything else?

Boy, THAT'S the truth! He doesn't respond to beatings at all. We're considering Pepper spray, or maybe a cattle prod. Maybe a Taser?

[rjw]

...paul doesn't respond to pain very well. got anything else?

Boy, THAT'S the truth! He doesn't respond to beatings at all. We're considering Pepper spray, or maybe a cattle prod. Maybe a Taser?

Sounds like some extensive testing needs to be done.

[dwashbur]

Welcome to the zoo, Jen!

[scottsax]

Oh yeah, welcome to NWDC Jen!

thanks for the welcome...do you always take a beating like that?

Usually I've set myself up for it, but that one came out of left field, though....

[Burntchef]

welcome jen, cant wait till we hit muk together. is paul still making you dive that lp120?

thanks man!
paul doesn't MAKE me do anything...i'm the boss here. he gives me options. i've dove almost everything he has except the meg and the doubles. *hee hee*
how's the floaty? i miss him. hey...that reminds me...where's my wine???? dude, you owe me....BIG!
muk it is...see ya there! goin' tonight. fun fun.
jen

floaty or ciopinno as bj likes to call him is doing great, i keep him leashed down with 20# of lead. your wine is waiting for you at my house, maybe you should of come over for bbq the other week!! i should be able to have at least one more hoorah at the house so dont miss it again . :angry:

[Ken G]

Hi Jen! So glad you joined us

[BASSMAN]

Wow Jen!
Way to splash in with both feet! (or should I say fins)
Welcome to the club. It looks like you fit right in with this wacky crowd of narked jokesters.
You are already a nice addition to the club. And ofcourse, if you and bigsky ever want to join in on a "Thursday Dive" down on the South end, you are both more than welcome! Three Tree N. at night, Rocks!
I've learned so much since you've joined the Board...
Videos during wreck porn night?
Both Norris and Scottsax started diving after their boyfriends got them interested in it?
Bigsky sniffing Josh's undergarment?
Paul doesn't respond to pain very well?
Now We're considering Pepper spray, or maybe a cattle prod. Maybe a Taser?

Wow! now that's entertainment!

[clongdon]

Hi Jen!

I'm new here too.

This is a great bunch of people, very funny, and very easy to welcome newcomers. I quit watching TV, and just read the posts here instead, it's way more entertaining.

The site has a great selection of Smilies, and spell check (which is very important to me) oh, and they talk about cool stuff like diving too.

Welcome!
Christy

[babs13]

Welcome Jen! I hope to sport some doubles too...! Need to work up to 'em.